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Whiskey_Dad

  1. My drunken Saturday night has been topped off with Green Grass & High Tides by The Outlaws, all 9 min & 52 sec of it. RIP Hughie Thomasson.
  2. My last drink of the night is the best & the saddest. It's the best because it's the strongest & the saddest because I'm alone.
  3. Staring down the barrel of a 45, swallowed by pain, consumed by guilt, eaten by self-doubt. Don't be that person.
  4. I've drank enough whiskey to float a battleship around. Ocean awash the gunwale.
  5. The last time I let you down? Well, that was probably my last tweet.
  6. Even in madness, a semi-conscious being strives for recognition in a sane world. Sadly, the outward madness detracts from that inner genius.
  7. @jehujeni unless you call an aberrant name, no one gets caught.
  8. Pretend. It's fun as a kid, and it works wonders as an adult.
  9. All I want is to find an easier way. Of course, don't we all.
  10. @HoneyedBee one of my favorite movies of all time. "You're just a fast food knight"
  11. So says Largeman: "Maybe that’s all family really is: a group of people that miss the same imaginary place." Some days, I miss profusely.
  12. My kids have no idea how awesome it is to see them jamming to Free Bird with their old man these many years after it was released.
  13. Tin Pan Alley. An often overlooked gem from SRV's Couldn't Stand the Weather album from 1984. "The roughest place I've ever been"
  14. It's not who you were, it's who you are. Don't spend your life trying to compensate for the former, embrace the latter, with gusto.
  15. Playing living room baseball, arguing with the drunken ump over a call. Going to throw the paper plate base if the call isn't overturned.
  16. Dying in slow motion.
  17. Slipping off into the netherworld. Always wondering, in the back of my mind, will I return? Try again later...
  18. Massive thunderstorms here, making drunken slumber difficult, but not impossible. Lightning in a bottle? Seems like that would get hot.
  19. Have sober-ish, will travel. At least to a breakfast bar.
  20. If living hard were as easy as tweeting, I would be the Black Sheep of every family, not just mine.