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  1. RT @Syfy: I'm giving away a Syfy USB Flash drive to a random person who RTs this by 3pm ET on Fri 12/4 - http://twitpic.com/ruy0n 20 minutes ago from web
  2. #coke #cocacola MyCokeRewards - How is this possible? Current Point Balance: 1 Total Earned: 73 Total Spent: 66 - Yeah, uh, nice math there. about 20 hours ago from web
  3. #coke #cocacola MyCokeRewards took my points, but didn't let me enter the DJ Hero instant win. It errored out then kept my points. Lame. about 20 hours ago from web
  4. @crustyjuggler72 While you're wearing it? That'd be an impressive feat, and one worthy of never leaving the house ever again. 7:17 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to crustyjuggler72
  5. @JohnnyFoxDarko Did you wash it down with beer? If not, then yes, you'll want to die by tomorrow...or at least surgically remove your anus. 6:55 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to JohnnyFoxDarko
  6. @jeremydale Negative. 6:22 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to jeremydale
  7. replied to an email, cleared it from his inbox, and then forgot to do something kind of important. Oops. 6:15 PM Nov 30th from web
  8. @CBuckeyeJedi42 I recorded a few Heroes eps this season since it conflicts with House M.D. After watching a couple I gave up. Garbage. 4:53 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to CBuckeyeJedi42
  9. @CBuckeyeJedi42 About what? 4:42 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to CBuckeyeJedi42
  10. Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here: http://bit.ly/29rFES 11:35 AM Nov 30th from web
  11. @crustyjuggler72 I bet it tastes like douche. 7:39 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to crustyjuggler72
  12. @beersuds Too busy counting her money? 7:35 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to beersuds
  13. @xchikax A-thankyou! ;) 7:09 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to xchikax
  14. @beersuds Door number 2? 7:06 PM Nov 29th from web
  15. @jeremydale Gotta be better than the last... 6:58 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to jeremydale
  16. My life continues to be slathered in awesome. H2O pressure hose came loose inside washing machine this morning. Dry and fixed now, though. 12:45 PM Nov 29th from web
  17. @xchikax That's some hot shit right thar. 12:41 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to xchikax
  18. @xchikax "My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform! Now Ive been set loose, I'm shooting my juice, right in your caboose!" - Tenacious D 7:56 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to xchikax
  19. Happy Thanksgiving friends, followers, and spambots, and Britney schlong-gobblers! 4:56 AM Nov 26th from web
  20. @CheapyD You too, m'friend! Bird's about to get prepped and tossed in a really hot unpleasant place that makes it OMNOM! 4:55 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to CheapyD