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Why do I keep buying Artisan misshapes when a Fruit & Nut bar is so much nicer?

Wheeler New manager starting tomorrow. Hrm.
Wheeler We bought ourselves a departmental teapot. Our lives have improved immeasurably.
Wheeler The ultimate test of Lent: a one-off chocolate fountain in the canteen. And I resisted.
Wheeler Lent is really crap for comfort eating. How can I drown my sorrows in green tea and oatcakes?
Wheeler Need to go to gym. Want to go home and play retro Sonic the Hedgehog. Bah.
Wheeler Woo! Thunder. Or possibly a bomb.
Wheeler No-one ever says 'Mothering Sunday' anymore, just 'Mother's Day'. Shame. (Don't worry, it's not for a while yet.)
Wheeler No-one ever twitters anymore. It's so passé.
Wheeler We just got Ben & Jerry's in the office. Have decided to give it up for Lent. Am considering what else to give up.
Wheeler Shocked to discover that only 13 episodes of Wuzzles were ever made. How can this be? There were toys and everything!
Wheeler Red wine for dinner tonight. Maybe a big basket of scampi to wash it down with.
Wheeler Our office mannequin just landed a modelling job at a Sunday glossy. Peculiar.
Wheeler 'Does anyone know where I can get...' is not a phrase I should ever hear at my workplace. 'Um... have you tried looking for it online?'
Wheeler Suspect package found at Victoria. OooOOooOOooh. If I get blowed up, give my teabags to the needy.
Wheeler Just introduced a Saffa friend to Toffee Crisp. It's an extroardinary thing to witness someone's first congress with God. Almost inappropriate.
Wheeler Just drank four espressos for a taste test. Ugh. Why do people do this to themselves?
Wheeler Is there anything better than spicy food with a big cup of hot tea?
Wheeler Canteen renovations mean they've moved the free food. Next to my desk. Am full of Kettle Chips and Toffee Crisp. So fat. Cannot move.
Wheeler We have a kettle in the office for the first time. A sticker has been put on it that reads 'Caution: Contents may be hot'.
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