Wheeler
Why do I keep buying Artisan misshapes when a Fruit & Nut bar is so much nicer?
| Wheeler New manager starting tomorrow. Hrm. |
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| Wheeler We bought ourselves a departmental teapot. Our lives have improved immeasurably. |
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| Wheeler The ultimate test of Lent: a one-off chocolate fountain in the canteen. And I resisted. |
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| Wheeler Lent is really crap for comfort eating. How can I drown my sorrows in green tea and oatcakes? |
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| Wheeler Need to go to gym. Want to go home and play retro Sonic the Hedgehog. Bah. |
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| Wheeler Woo! Thunder. Or possibly a bomb. |
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| Wheeler No-one ever says 'Mothering Sunday' anymore, just 'Mother's Day'. Shame. (Don't worry, it's not for a while yet.) |
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| Wheeler No-one ever twitters anymore. It's so passé. |
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| Wheeler We just got Ben & Jerry's in the office. Have decided to give it up for Lent. Am considering what else to give up. |
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| Wheeler Shocked to discover that only 13 episodes of Wuzzles were ever made. How can this be? There were toys and everything! |
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| Wheeler Red wine for dinner tonight. Maybe a big basket of scampi to wash it down with. |
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| Wheeler Our office mannequin just landed a modelling job at a Sunday glossy. Peculiar. |
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| Wheeler 'Does anyone know where I can get...' is not a phrase I should ever hear at my workplace. 'Um... have you tried looking for it online?' |
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| Wheeler Suspect package found at Victoria. OooOOooOOooh. If I get blowed up, give my teabags to the needy. |
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| Wheeler Just introduced a Saffa friend to Toffee Crisp. It's an extroardinary thing to witness someone's first congress with God. Almost inappropriate. |
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| Wheeler Just drank four espressos for a taste test. Ugh. Why do people do this to themselves? |
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| Wheeler Is there anything better than spicy food with a big cup of hot tea? |
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| Wheeler Canteen renovations mean they've moved the free food. Next to my desk. Am full of Kettle Chips and Toffee Crisp. So fat. Cannot move. |
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| Wheeler We have a kettle in the office for the first time. A sticker has been put on it that reads 'Caution: Contents may be hot'. |
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