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  1. Quitter Palin's soldier son Track is not a Republican. He registered as 'undeclared'. He was always my favourite Palin; well worth nailin'.
  2. Review: Bruno. Uneven scenarios, but consistent laughs, and some astonishingly brave stunts. Horribly mean; brilliantly funny.
  3. Blimey, Duncan James of Blue has come out as bisexual. That's a novelty; an attractive male bisexual celebrity. Still prefer Lee, though.
  4. GLAAD complaining about Bruno is pretty dumb. They've turned themselves into the new Kazakhstan.
  5. Has there ever been a more chilling, more heart-stopping phrase than, 'coming up next; back-to-back episodes of Friends'?
  6. Storm seems to be passing, so I can stop with these safety precautions now. Wait, these aren't safety precautions, this is a cup of tea.
  7. Woke to a sky black as night and thick with malice. 'Threatening weather', the Weather Network says. Take safety precautions. Uh... such as?
  8. Awesome retro 60s spy video to Jenny Lewis's See Fernando, which happens to be my favourite track on the album. http://vimeo.com/5514928
  9. @Ewa_K Why are you wasting Nerds? They're a precious resource!
  10. Oh, bickering comics journalists; you're all beautiful in your own special ways. I'm sure you'll each have a full dance card at the ball.
  11. (Watching a P&P I'd not seen; I Know Where I'm Going. Joan just ordered a gin and Dubonnet. Fine notion, Joan. I shall join you, if I may.)
  12. Oh man, I was telling @evilkalman about the awesomeness of Powell & Pressburger the other day, and I FORGOT Black Narcissus! Oh, the shame!
  13. Clearly there should be sales training seminars for the homeless. Though they probably have suffered enough.
  14. "Excuse me sir; I sometimes smoke crack...". Poor opening gambit there, mister beggar man.
  15. Other than Dame Elizabeth, Gourmet magazine editor Ruth Reichl is the twitterer whose life I'd most like to steal. @ruthreichl
  16. @lizibella It wasn't you, it was someone else! Sorry!
  17. @Comixace Oh God. Can we file some sort of injunction to grant custody of those children to anyone but their own family?
  18. Masturbation is good for fertility. Oh no, Catholic Church! Wrong again! http://www.slate.com/id/222...
  19. Some clever engineer needs to fix it so that smacking my mouse impatiently on the desk actually does make my computer work faster.
  20. (I'm totally kidding. I don't know those guys.)