WhateverGirlDC
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I must be channeling the lovely Patrick Swayze cuz whenever I’m in an elevator, I dirty dance with the railing.
about 3 hours ago
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Got in spat w/neighbor after he said something about an oxymoron. So what if I repeated 1st grade twice. I am not a moron.
about 21 hours ago
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Two really stale donuts are staring at me. I think I’ll wear them as pinky rings and dip them into my coffee later.
10:53 AM Jan 5th
from web
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Twitter is the new Cheers. Except it's where nobody knows your name.
7:38 AM Jan 5th
from web
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The hubby just bought a new cat box. I hope just because it’s bigger doesn’t mean they’re going to crap more.
7:59 PM Jan 4th
from web
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Twitter is the next best thing since sliced bread. Sourdough. Toasted w/REAL butter & cherry jam. Oh & Earl Gray tea. Thx.
6:52 PM Jan 4th
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@ That sounds ridiculous. On second thought...the hubby went to bed, so I can watch it w/out being laughed at.
6:49 PM Jan 4th
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in reply to rtwdave
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@ Are you serious? Really? What kind of show is it?
6:42 PM Jan 4th
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in reply to rtwdave
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@ Ur hilarious! Don't go changing to try & please them. Wasn't that a bad Billy Joel song? Now people who like him will unfollow me.
10:47 AM Jan 4th
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in reply to marymac
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To buy a really, really, really good eye cream. @ @ This year I'm going to dress better. (And eat better) You?
10:32 AM Jan 4th
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Loving this caramel popcorn a friend sent me. But tomorrow I’ll have to take my tongue to see a physical therapist.
7:53 AM Jan 4th
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@ I'm not on FB, so I'll wish you HAPPY BIRTHDAY here!
7:44 AM Jan 4th
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in reply to udothedishes
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@ Sorry, my TMI meter is at the shop getting fixed. I should have it back today.
7:41 AM Jan 4th
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in reply to dianefischler
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I’m in love w/Jason Statham, so I asked hubby to fight shirtless. Then I pretended to be Jason’s love interest’s body double.
5:57 PM Jan 3rd
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@ Yeah, my furniture is constantly moving on its own. Or, the rooms are getting smaller.
1:31 PM Jan 3rd
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TY to @ @ & @ for listing me. If I've forgotten anyone, let me know & I'll t/y in person somewhere warm.
12:46 PM Jan 3rd
from web
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I know that table moved during night so I'd bang my toe so I'd keep my resolution to use more profanity.
6:21 AM Jan 2nd
from mobile web
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@ There's nothing like staying in pjs all day. Feel better.
8:44 PM Jan 1st
from mobile web
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@ What's the prognosis? Flu? Or are you homesick and miss the fam already?
8:38 PM Jan 1st
from mobile web
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Hubby mentioned adopting a little girl. I was thinking a boy. About 27 or so. Maybe from Bolivia so I could relearn Spanish.
5:52 PM Jan 1st
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- Name Linda
- Location Washington DC
- Bio Writer, homework sergeant, cat puke picker-upper, non-risk taker, rock star wannabe, bullshit artist.
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