WhatPPLThink
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The more you expect things, the more you'll be disappointed.
4:52 PM May 28th
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Sunglasses Allow you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.
5:00 AM Apr 18th
via web
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Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like stabbing someone and then wondering why they're bleeding.
7:15 AM Apr 18th
via Seesmic
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The bra section is the only place you fail if you get an A.
5:46 PM Apr 17th
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Remember the 4 "F" rule: If you're not "F"ucking me, "F"eeding me or "F"inancing me then your opinions don't matter, so you can "F"uck off.
5:07 AM Apr 17th
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Sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you are down are the ones who help you get back up..
6:30 AM Apr 18th
via Seesmic
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Sorry I loosened ya ;)
7:37 AM Apr 18th
via Twitter for Android
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if love hurts, then punch that motherfucker back :)
5:51 PM Apr 3rd
via web
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that akward moment, when you call your girlfriend by the wrong name while having sex....redo please lol
5:51 PM Apr 3rd
via web
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Artists should make songs with the answers to my tests . I'd be a straight A student.
7:15 PM Mar 26th
via web
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Your so desperate it's pathetic lol sucks to suck. Grow up and learn from your mistakes dumb bitch lol
11:33 AM Mar 5th
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Moment of truth! If your a little bit chubby dont wear clothes that are too tight, no one wants to see those jelly rolls!!!! Gagggg :x
6:39 AM Mar 1st
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Can hollister's men shorts get any smaller, my balls with slip out in those shorts!!
2:02 PM Feb 25th
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Hoes will be hoes, who am I to change your destiny¿? When people act like that you look trashy! Stop talking to me with that dick breath lol
5:14 AM Feb 24th
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That on top of the world feeling when everything in your life is going right
5:09 AM Feb 24th
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Hey bugs splattered on the front bumper, look both ways when crossing the road!!!! I'm tired of cleaning up your family of my car!
5:06 AM Feb 24th
via Twitter for Android
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I treat sex like its physical fitness
7:58 AM Feb 22nd
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Do you ever see a cop stuck in a traffic jam? Hell no!! they have sirens. Can't blame them, I would do the same
7:33 AM Feb 21st
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That awkward moment...when you nut in a girls mouth and realize shit!!! she's not the one that likes to swallow. Oh well
4:39 PM Feb 17th
via Twitter for Android
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That awkward moment...when the person your with looks at a photo of a married couple and says "awww that will be us in 5 years" NOT
4:36 PM Feb 17th
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