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WesleyTreat

  1. There exists no negative energy within the walls of a donut shop. 9:14 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  2. OK, I get cross-promotion. But ... Coors Light and Prometheus? Men in Black 3 and Workaholics? A little off the rails, maybe. 12:56 AM May 25th via web
  3. All right, I'm calling it. Saying "awkward ..." in an awkward voice is no longer an acceptable punchline for a commercial. 11:32 AM May 23rd via web
  4. @NBC - Give Tina Fey her own, weekly half-hour live comedy show. 8:48 PM Apr 29th via Twitter for Android
  5. @Geico - If you want to get more traction in Dallas in 2012, you might want to avoid the horribly outdated cliches. twitter.com/WesleyTreat/st… 5:08 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for Android
  6. Expand, improve, increase, broaden, develop, strengthen. There. Now you can stop telling me to "grow" my business. #badenglish 11:17 PM Apr 16th via Twitter for Android
  7. One the proudest days in a man's childhood is when he learns to flip the bird with his fingers bent at the middle knuckle. 11:52 PM Apr 15th via web
  8. Does anyone else have trouble believing this is an ice cream commercial? youtu.be/lUEeEUAju3Q 10:37 PM Apr 11th via web
  9. The law of inertia applies to all matter in the universe, save for forks and peas. 5:08 PM Apr 11th via Twitter for Android
  10. When the TV told me "eHarmony lets you go deeper," I laughed eerily. #thisiswhyimgoingtohell 11:50 PM Apr 6th via web
  11. Including myself, I've counted a total of 1 person in the last 10 years who actually crossed a street at the light. 1:36 PM Apr 5th via Twitter for Android
  12. @USA_Network - You always cut out the poisoning scene from Casino Royale. Y U NO LIKE JAMES BOND? 9:31 PM Mar 31st via web
  13. The number of parking spaces you're allowed to occupy is not inversely proportionate to the amount of time you plan to be inside. Stop it. 11:53 AM Mar 31st via Twitter for Android
  14. Up late watching the uncensored Bad Santa, but wasn't offended till this commercial came on. youtube.com/watch?v=vGNEuu… 11:07 PM Mar 30th via web
  15. There are now kids in high school who don't remember when websites had guestbooks. Just think about that. 9:14 AM Mar 8th via Twitter for Android
  16. We all see it used every single day, and yet there are still so many people who can't seem to grasp that the dollar sign goes on the LEFT. 1:01 PM Mar 3rd via web
  17. Did you realize the word "turquoise" falls almost entirely on the first row of the keyboard? 5:40 PM Feb 21st via Twitter for Android
  18. OK, Hollywood, there's only one "Project X" and it stars Helen Hunt and monkeys! 8:18 PM Feb 12th via Twitter for Android
  19. As years pass, the set of Jeopardy looks more and more like the control center for Project Quantum Leap. 4:02 PM Feb 9th via web
  20. The repeal of Prop 8 is gay. 8:42 PM Feb 7th via web