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  1. Happy Memorial Day. Remember those who gave all defending our country and make sure anyone traveling views bit.ly/9bGHST
  2. This Memorial Day weekend holiday, please honor our troops by slapping the crap out of a politician. Visit createastar.com & follow us.
  3. Mark Zuckerberg has changed his Facebook status to married. His new wife Priscilla Chan has changed hers to rich Visit createastar.com
  4. How do you repair a damaged Toll Booth? Toll Gate Booth Paste. Visit createastar.com and follow us.
  5. In a new survey, 100% of men said they'd be way more excited about cleaning if spray bottles made a laser noise. Visit createastar.com
  6. Eugene Polley inventor of wireless TV remote died. In my house remote was named Wesley. Wesley change the channel. Wesley turn up the sound.
  7. Hard to believe the newest version of the game "Monopoly" doesn't come with a government bail-out option. Follow us at createastar.com
  8. I used to be afraid of the dark. Now I'm terrified of the electricity bill. Visit createastar.com and follow us.
  9. Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? Visit createastar.com for great gifts.
  10. A sex book titled "What every man thinks about apart from sex" filled with 200 blank pages outsold Harry Potter on Amazon.
  11. Investors say Facebook's only going public because they couldn't figure out how to change their privacy settings. Visit createastar.com
  12. Little known fact that Chinese people name their newborn babies by knocking a tin can down the stairs. createastar.com and follow us.
  13. Hanging is the number one cause of death for stick figure people. Visit createastar.com and follow us.
  14. You will spend more time installing Adobe Flash Player updates than actually using Adobe Flash Player. createastar.com for great gifts.
  15. Just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking. Scared the hell out of me. So thats it no more reading. Follow @ createastar.com
  16. You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook them. You can't find something? Ask Mom. Happy Mother’s Day.
  17. If you were on a deserted island & you could only bring one item, how come people never say "A boat"? Visit createastar.com & follow us
  18. If I could be any person, living or dead, I’d definitely be a living person. Visit createastar.com for great personalized gifts.
  19. I accidentally locked my coat hanger in my car today. Luckily for me, I had my keys. Visit createastar.com and follow us.
  20. If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square? More humor and great gifts at createastar.com