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  1. to dance with abandon
  2. and who could possibly wrestle a bear for my entertainment. Or at least wrestle with a bear skin rug.
  3. and who can then prepare it.
  4. a man who can present her with a freshly dressed deer he killed himself.
  5. to be done with school and have a job, so I can move out, and then kick all the closet walls down like a mofo.
  6. to go to Suspension tonight, but knows she's still too sick to party.
  7. a Boerboel puppy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boerboel
  8. for IE to have the same kind of spell check feature that Firefox does.
  9. a motorcycle.
  10. to survive the coming Zombie Apocolypse.
  11. life to be like Charmed. Finishing school is easy after you spent the weekend killing demons.
  12. the package with her dick to be here tomorrow. And to have her jockstrap get here soon too.
  13. to have a camera like @romanticropes's. I could take awesome photos with it.
  14. to own rats again. I miss my babies.
  15. and a good trashy romance novel to read, since cuddle ain't gonna happen.
  16. a cuddle. Preferably with a boy.
  17. to not be horribly horribly insexure about everything.
  18. a job
  19. her goddamn New York State tax return!!
  20. to know the secret of baking brownines from scratch so that they are delicious