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  1. The fact that one of the women on The Bachelor has a wonk eye proves that god has not in fact abandoned his people. 9:56 PM Jan 4th from Echofon
  2. @misspyle While you are in Vegas, kindly refrain from getting mustard on the cards. 8:20 PM Jan 4th from web in reply to misspyle
  3. If you laid all the women Warren Beatty has slept with end to end, your dick would fall off. 10:21 AM Jan 4th from web
  4. Don't worry. That strange smell of perfume, garbage and regret is just the entertainment industry powering back on. 11:55 PM Jan 3rd from web
  5. RT @RICHIEMOLYNEUX: A listen to Hearts of Fire by Earth Wind &Fire will dispell any lingering illusions that Lenny Kravitz ever wrote a song 4:52 PM Jan 3rd from Echofon
  6. You Never Give Me Your Snuggie #illadvisedbeatlesmerchandise 12:15 PM Jan 3rd from web
  7. Glass Funyuns #illadvisedbeatlesmerchandise 11:47 AM Jan 3rd from web
  8. All You Need Is Gum #illadvisedbeatlesmerchandise 11:37 AM Jan 3rd from web
  9. Polythene Ham. #illadvisedbeatlesmerchandise 11:35 AM Jan 3rd from web
  10. Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Pants. #illadvisedbeatlesmerchandise 11:35 AM Jan 3rd from web
  11. Jeff says I make bad sound fx, but I just made the sound of a bowl shattering as "bing," so who's feeling silly now? 10:01 PM Jan 1st from Echofon
  12. NY resolution was gonna be to introduce a leotard and belt as formal wear, but J-Woww already did it so I'm off the hook 11:58 AM Jan 1st from web
  13. I mean, I guess the big news here is that he has a heart. 10:11 PM Dec 30th, 2009 from web
  14. New Year Resolution One: Use my bionic hands only for very loud sarcastic slow clap after people make speeches. 7:26 PM Dec 30th, 2009 from web
  15. @AlisonRosen and I have semi-revived our chat blog http://tinyurl.com/7tjktx 9:23 PM Dec 28th, 2009 from Echofon
  16. Who told you Jeff and I are playing Dragon Age on the Xbox? Probably some liar who doesn't know how cool we are. 8:33 PM Dec 28th, 2009 from Echofon
  17. It's really not forward thinking to not look a gift horse in the mouth. What if someone's hidden another present in there? 9:58 AM Dec 28th, 2009 from web
  18. I'm trying to remember what I did, thought about, and talked about before Jersey Shore, but nothing's coming to mind. 12:32 AM Dec 12th, 2009 from web
  19. Uh oh. For reals, Facebook just suggested Stringer Bell as a friend. If I go missing, check the vacants. 1:08 AM Dec 11th, 2009 from web
  20. Am probably going to recruit a soldier to go see Avatar for me. 7:54 PM Dec 10th, 2009 from Echofon