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  1. Happy hours today??? I don't think my muffin can handle it. #Fb
  2. some guys girlfriend just said at least she has nice tits!!! yeah baby!!!
  3. No wonder I'm so grouchy its 5PM and I'm barely eating, the stupid Euro movie didn't help either. #Hungry
  4. Just because I'm alone doesn't mean I want to talk to you. #FAIL
  5. I hate European movies with no happy endings. I'm an American, I want my "happy ending". #FB
  6. Offically totally bored, talking to myself too much. Time to go to my non Wi-Fi Hot Spot that I like to call home but it really isn't. #fb
  7. I guess #youknowyourfat cause you are a "complete and utter asshole" that walks in the park and doesn't run or jog. ha...@todd_newman
  8. #youknowyourbored when you are looking at the #youknowyourfat updates but you really do know your fat cause your ass doesnt fit in the chair
  9. Why does Santa always miss my house? Even grinches need more than self love every once in a while. I'm just sayin.
  10. @travelingcircus super vocal? That's probably because my cork is M.I.A. ;-)
  11. I think my brother was right and I was adopted. ¿¿¿Donde esta my rich family??? #fb
  12. I also don't understand how I manage to fit working into my nomal schedule. #FB
  13. I'm only one day in, into my vacation and I already feel like it's almost over. Is that retarded? #FB
  14. If Starbucks served alcohol it would be my official happiest place in the world. Alcohol, coffee and internet! Oh, my!
  15. Back to my cave for today. I wish it was the batcave. #fb
  16. testing uno, dos, tres #fb
  17. @travelingcircus bizarro, shittardo, bloodsucko, retardo and sadarro.
  18. @travelingcircus :( maybe i'll be able to pay my bill in a few days. I'm so glad this bloodsucking year is almost over.
  19. Sometimes I try to spell in Spanish & I spell in English, other times I'm trying to spell in English and I spell pure nonsense. Whatever!!!
  20. Free AT&T Wi-Fi at Starbucks to the rescue. I would be living in a cave during vacation without it. No telephone, no interenet at home.