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WendiAarons

At polling place, GOP rep in Texas flag pressed shirt, huge belt buckle, Wranglers. Dem rep in pink gingham shirt, funky glasses, goatee. about 1 hour ago via Echofon
@jenjshrader I think so. Please send it via cake. about 3 hours ago via web in reply to jenjshrader
I'm going to meet a woman later today who goes by the named "Dicey." Let's hope it's because she used to be a craps dealer. about 3 hours ago via web
New post: I think our dead fish might be a zombie. goo.gl/AhDzf about 3 hours ago via shareaholic
It's May 29th and I have yet to bitch & moan about the heat. I'm so obviously making the Nobel Peace Prize short list this year. about 4 hours ago via Echofon
My son's teacher just gave me a gift for being Room Mom: a margarita pitcher, glasses & mix. I'd be insulted if I weren't already using it. about 6 hours ago via Echofon
@KSUSarah I'll get that today--thanks! about 8 hours ago via Echofon in reply to KSUSarah
@lifeinthebatcav I forgot about that book! Great idea. about 8 hours ago via Echofon in reply to lifeinthebatcav
@Nomme_De_Plume Great idea. about 8 hours ago via Echofon in reply to Nomme_De_Plume
@GDRPempress Oh, no! about 8 hours ago via Echofon in reply to GDRPempress
@OHmommy @GrumbleGirl He's had them dunce birth & this is the first time he's ever said anything. I think they're adorable. about 8 hours ago via Echofon in reply to OHmommy
Heartbreaking moment of the morning: 8yo son asked if we had special lotion that would make all of his freckles go away. about 8 hours ago via Echofon
My kids had a 5 day break & have to go back to school this morning. It's going VERY well! (Wendi is under a table with a stun gun & lariat.) about 9 hours ago via Echofon
Portland proposal video couple are on @todayshow. They are adorable. about 9 hours ago via Echofon
@kzwicker Ulta, I think. about 9 hours ago via Echofon in reply to kzwicker
Keep it classy, Rooms To Go advertising team. instagr.am/p/LNaujCSbCz/ about 9 hours ago via Instagram
Went to a BBQ at a lovely, fancy house today. But this being Texas, there were still platters of venison being served. about 20 hours ago via Echofon
@AustinKVS I'm sure their mothers will be pleased. about 20 hours ago via Echofon in reply to AustinKVS
@lauriewrites @alexandrawrote I hear "limited or specialized appeal." about 20 hours ago via Echofon in reply to lauriewrites
Because I'm too cheap to buy new music, the playlist for the 4th grade party is going to have a lot of Manilow & Parliament. #nobieber about 20 hours ago via Echofon

Name Wendi Aarons
Location Austin
Web http://www.wendia...
Bio Humor writer, mother, columnist, blogger and @mouthyhousewife. I'm not much into health food. I am into champagne.