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WeatherBiloon

  1. @allposters may have trouble with their tech but they have a great cs team. Real live people fixed my problem with a phone call. Good job!
  2. @Allposters - Making irreversible internal errors since 1998! You would think I'd know by now to stick with the pros. #amazon
  3. rt@biloon: Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. My poor MCA. //Dangit, there was so much more to do.
  4. Nothing more frustrating than an over-excited weather modeler. Slow your roll, SPC, you are ruining my day. #noaa
  5. #pinterest = owls vs. peacocks, braids vs. ombré, and so, so many ways to repurpose a T-shirt.
  6. Gonna get pinched for reading Hey Girl memes at work, but they give me such pleasure. Stupid #pinterest #ryangosling
  7. @NerdMelt @MeltdownComics #LA Tickets here -> nerdmeltla.com/tickets2/index…
  8. Will not see #thehungergames due to disappointing review of Katniss et al costumes. No, I'm serious. What a waste of some great costume ...
  9. #pinterest =mason jars, The Hunger Games, and adult women getting pissed off at #someecards memes. Jesus does not care about your pinboard.
  10. Sometimes I can't tell if I have to pee or if I am just bored. #atwork
  11. @kumailn My 5-yr-old loves Rondo. I was worried she was into black guys; turns out she just hates goatees.
  12. @biloon Wait, that would be #217.
  13. @biloon Make him sleep in the bathtub.
  14. It's the ghost of Corey Haims past! #xfactor
  15. Hey stall neighbor:I'm not rushing my bathroom time just because you are scared to make poop noises.This is a game of Chicken you will lose.
  16. Christmastime at #joannsfabrics. I'm in a goddamned cinnamon haze.
  17. I am drunkenly running down Main St. to escape from @biloon's uncle's last tweet.
  18. Note to school-shooter types: you are super sexy up until the actual shooting. #ahsfx