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WeArentPerfect

  1. @ChocCoveredKt Ahhh! Chocolate Bars!! I'm SO ON THAT. Thanks girl, you rock. 8:10 AM Mar 11th via web in reply to ChocCoveredKt
  2. @ChocCoveredKt Hey Katie it's Crystal from @WeArentPerfect ...have any good snack ideas for two hungry kids and a 21 hour car trip? 6:16 PM Mar 10th via web
  3. @rushlimbaugh calls Sandra Fluke a slut but "Good Christian Bitches" is ok? watchdogmom.blogspot.com/2012/03/good-c… 8:13 PM Mar 6th via web
  4. Watchdog Mom j.mp/oTVqFh 8:11 PM Mar 6th via Tweet Button
  5. Good Christian Bitches goo.gl/fb/AV5Vk 8:07 PM Mar 6th via Google
  6. I'm Not a Vegan, But... fb.me/1fFVoJvSa 7:19 PM Mar 5th via Facebook
  7. I'm Not a Vegan, But... goo.gl/fb/968uh 6:30 PM Mar 5th via Google
  8. It's insane how easy her stuff is. tinyurl.com/6qjdfd6 5:11 PM Mar 5th via web
  9. I'm Not a Vegan...but wow: tinyurl.com/6qjdfd6 5:10 PM Mar 5th via Tweet Button
  10. I'm Not a Vegan, But... goo.gl/fb/oZvyd #kids #meals #desserts #cooking #chocolate #food 4:47 PM Mar 5th via Google
  11. I'm Not a Vegan, But... goo.gl/fb/0nTE4 4:47 PM Mar 5th via Google
  12. I Just Want My Pants Back goo.gl/fb/dSeiY 12:19 PM Feb 29th via Google
  13. I just signed up for a new way to do online dating called Friend of a Friend check it out at > thefoaf.com 9:39 AM Feb 25th via Tweet Button
  14. Graphic Anti-Abortion Ad During Superbowl XLVI? goo.gl/fb/mIK6T 5:41 PM Feb 3rd via Google
  15. #TwitterStories 8:48 PM Jan 24th via Tweet Button
  16. The Kardashian Barbie Doll goo.gl/fb/EfFEc 8:21 PM Jan 24th via Google
  17. The Kardashian Barbie goo.gl/fb/MgugQ 8:20 PM Jan 24th via Google
  18. Just did it again on Social Moms ning.it/yY8X0a 8:07 PM Jan 24th via Social-Moms
  19. Just added a new blog post on Mom Bloggers Club: The Kim K Barbie?? ning.it/xeXTVk 8:02 PM Jan 24th via a Ning Network
  20. wearentperfect.com/2012/01/kardas… fb.me/1wFZi2D6G 7:56 PM Jan 24th via Facebook
  • Name Crystal
  • Location Twin Cities, Minnesota
  • Web http://www.wearen...
  • Bio Sometimes I'm amazed at my levels of suckyness.
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