WeAllLuvJBieber
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that awkward moment when ADELE turns up out of the blue, uninvited.
8:20 PM Nov 16th, 2011
via web
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Dear dude sitting next to me, I can see you copying my test.... Sincerely, joke's on you, I didn't study either.
9:25 AM Nov 19th, 2011
via web
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When You Make Eye Contact With That Someone That Once Meant The Whole World To You
11:33 AM Nov 8th, 2011
via twicca
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The only reason your girl is on your dick is because her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life.
11:30 AM Oct 31st, 2011
via LaterBro.com
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Well, obviously we have a rapist in L.A... Mariah Yeater. CLIMBING IN YO' CONCERT, SNATCHING JUSTIN BIEBER UP. hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife.
8:53 AM Nov 2nd, 2011
via web
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Google + Wikipedia → Copy → Paste → Change words a little → Print → HOMEWORK FINISHED.
6:38 AM Oct 29th, 2011
via web
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Dear Math, go buy a calculator and solve your own problems. I'm a teenager, not a therapist.
11:46 AM Oct 29th, 2011
via web
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Our generation is gonna look cool as shit. All the grandparents are gonna be tatted up looking cool as shit! Lol.
2:00 AM Oct 21st, 2011
via web
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"Bros before hoes" ... "kicks before chicks" ... "money over bitches" ..... Nigga you GAY.
10:50 AM Oct 18th, 2011
via twicca
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shoving something into a cabinet, then quickly slamming it shut & running away so it doesn't fall out.
1:47 PM Oct 18th, 2011
via Twitter for iPhone
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Dear Yahoo, I have never heard someone say, "I don't know, Let's yahoo it." just saying. Sincerely, Google.
11:33 AM Oct 17th, 2011
via web
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"hey did the teacher come today?" "yeah I saw him" "damn"
10:41 PM Oct 12th, 2011
via web
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I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u' :)
7:11 PM Oct 9th, 2011
via web
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Loading ████████████ 99% . *20 minutes later* " ….. Failed "OMG, C'MON!?"
6:46 AM Oct 10th, 2011
via Twitter for Android
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If you say "woman" fast enough, it sounds like "make me a sandwich."
7:04 PM Oct 4th, 2011
via Twitter for iPhone
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"A child is like a tea bag.
You never know how strong they are until you put them in boiling water."
1:01 PM Oct 7th, 2011
via Twitter for iPhone
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80's babys. It's all about the 90's baby's with no babies. Retweet if your a 90's baby with no babies
12:28 PM Oct 8th, 2011
via web
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My schedule for today; 1. drown a fish 2. bury a worm alive 3. throw a bird off a cliff
4:00 AM Oct 4th, 2011
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