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WaynemanBirch

  1. I am thinking how much food may be left over for me to sample at the end of the night.
  2. I am thinking of Deb Willetts.
  3. I am hoping that @drunkenluce will make her steak and kidney pudding this week but she says she cannot abide the smell of the kidneys today
  4. There are parts of me that grow every time I think of Mary Mercer.
  5. It was not much, but she held me fast and kissed me on the cheek and said that I was growing into a fine young man.
  6. I have given all my savings to Mary Mercer who has need of them to help her old aunt.
  7. I am working in the yard to get away from the sound of that penny whistle.
  8. I shall take great care not to get a drunken wife. I would rather have a forward wench like Sophy than a sot like Luce.
  9. I am thinking it would be very hard to have a wife all the time.
  10. I will have to ask another potato of Jane for my chilblains. They are as red as a drunkard's nose and throbbing like one too.
  11. I am wishing Mary Mercer was coming to dine or sup as often as she used.
  12. I am walking back to Seething Lane and considering the fineness of my parts
  13. I am thinking that the Penn's under maid Sophie has a very foul tongue and her coarse comments on the fineness of my parts show no modesty
  14. I am thinking that the Penn's under maid Sophie has a pretty face.
  15. I am waiting in the kitchen while the cook is fetching the plate, which has just been in use.
  16. I am walking to walking to the house of Sir W. Penn to bring back the silver.
  17. I am dawdling over errands in the street, hoping to have a sight of Mary Mercer again.
  18. I am dreaming of Mary Mercer.
  19. I am watching Mary Mercer walk down our street.
  20. I am standing in the yard watching the master talking in the entrance passage to the Michell's maid who has come back.