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WayneMoody

  1. @Tweeetmebad 'Ride me like a tame domesticated shetland pony' doesn't sound appealling then?
  2. So the police classic 'Roxanne', do you sing "Roxanne" or "you don't have to put on the red light" ?
  3. @Claire_Hutchins haha yeah I hate that, it gives the wrong impression! "I'm naked"or "I'm cooking tea" ok I'll be along in a month
  4. @DIZZIEMISSLIZ Thank you :)
  5. @goodballs do they really say they want a sandwich? Or expect a sandwich?
  6. @megeelliott they should come to Hayling its much better and only a mile away as the crow flies, traffic is better too.
  7. @LozaaaaaP hayfever is horrible, I dread summer arriving sometimes.
  8. You lot are so funny :)
  9. @LadyE_x why do people do that? On here they can be whoever they want. FFS!
  10. @heerkatie hahaha
  11. @VarndellMike. Be careful you don't get heat stroke tonight... You donkey!
  12. Haha as if I will fall for that one, I'm not an apprentice, bloody pranksters I've heard it all before, idiots.. Air 'ambulance' huh as if!
  13. @its_sf if a woman gave me her version of that card I'd give it to the guy standing next to me and walk away. Not exactly fate.
  14. @JuicyJulesRocks Thankyou Jules once again