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  1. RT @mozaffar: In Junior High I ran for Student Council Vice-President with the slogan, "Vote for the Man from Pakistan." Lost. Miserably. 1:09 AM Dec 10th from Echofon
  2. The road to hell is also paved with good inventions. 6:02 AM Dec 9th from Echofon
  3. Can't believe I'm studying with this guy: http://tinyurl.com/y94ms2w (This vid doesn't do him justice though) 12:54 PM Dec 6th from web
  4. Just got back from an amazing week in Turkey. 12 days until home for Winter Break. Then back to Amman to relearn all the Arabic I'm losing. 9:59 AM Dec 5th from web
  5. Cereal here is $6-10 a box, while a big bowl of hummus is $0.70 - when did Captain Crunch become an elite status symbol? (re: @totaliterin) 1:52 PM Nov 24th from Echofon in reply to totaliterin
  6. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I got nothing. 2:38 AM Nov 23rd from web
  7. @sadia101 and I'm ready to come back home! 1:22 AM Nov 23rd from Echofon in reply to sadia101
  8. All that needs to be said on the #whitethoughts #blackthoughts trending on twitter: http://white-people-black-people.funnypart.com/ 11:59 AM Nov 18th from web
  9. @totaliterin the two groups everyone wants to stop and check: Muslims and blondes 9:00 AM Nov 18th from Echofon in reply to totaliterin
  10. @kmcheng ... because men care deeply about the IQs of the women they oggle over in magazines? 8:59 AM Nov 18th from Echofon in reply to kmcheng
  11. @totaliterin I know, right? yet whenever I say something like that I get tackled by security and questioned for hours on end 7:49 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to totaliterin
  12. Don't forget "Wasim." RT @FakeAPStylebook Always remember the six Ws- Who, What, Where, Why, When, Whow. 7:48 AM Nov 17th from web
  13. @totaliterin still in Amman, prob until May, though I'm spending 3 of the next 6 weeks abroad for Eid and Winter break. Glad to be back? 1:56 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to totaliterin
  14. Some Muslim guys, when teased about hanging out w/hot girls, joke that they're teaching them Islam. Then there's Gaddafi: http://tr.im/F5lx 10:25 AM Nov 16th from web
  15. On laysa. Me: it's like "Zaid, his bro's a student--NOT!" Teach: ...Did that explanation help anyone? Student: ..actually, yes. (Borat FTW) 9:34 AM Nov 16th from Echofon
  16. @DrSuad if s/o is going that far, why not just get rid of FB? isn't the point of these sites to network w/ppl you're not close to? 9:18 AM Nov 16th from Echofon in reply to DrSuad
  17. @sadia101 noooooooooooo not the vacuum! 12:43 PM Nov 15th from Echofon in reply to sadia101
  18. Cabbie: "Speak Arabic?" Me w/beard, kufi, fqh txt: "A bit" "Where from?" "Amreeka" "Really?" "...Indian descent" "You Muslim?" "Uh... yeah" 8:37 AM Nov 13th from web
  19. Wow, and I thought Ivy Leaguers could be mean and condescending... http://bit.ly/3nH660 (and prejudiced to boot!) 1:10 PM Nov 12th from web
  20. I see that I'm losing my actual followers, only adbots remain. This begs the question: if a person tweets in the forest & no one's around... 12:25 PM Nov 11th from web