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WarrenRcomedian

  1. @robynmowatt @TatsNkonzo Thanks very much Robyn. Was lovely that you came.
  2. At the Foxwood performing to one of the smartest crowds I've experienced. @fortyshort @alyndenzel and @TatsNkonzo all killed. Great night.
  3. @karenjeynes A living teddy who will one day rip off your face.
  4. @karenjeynes I think I could actually get on board with that. I mean who doesn't like bear cubs?
  5. Why do they call it a pigeon hole if they don't want you to keep dead pigeons in it? #TweetsOfAnOfficeWeirdo
  6. @Mz_Moneypenny *nods slowly while edging toward the door*
  7. I love my job and feel that my salary is in line with my responsibilities and work ethic. #TweetsOfAnOfficeWeirdo
  8. My office chair smells of doodies. #TweetsOfAnOfficeWeirdo
  9. Just got a written warning for cooking a cat in the office microwave. Yet Brenda gets away with cooking smelly fish. #TweetsOfAnOfficeWeirdo
  10. Maggie the HR lady is wearing her hair loose today. She's doing that to send me a secret signal that she loves me. #TweetsOfAnOfficeWeirdo
  11. Last chance to book for The Joburg Comedy Cartel, John Vlismas & Tats Nkonzo tonight in Houghton. R100 Email Admin@foxwood.co.za to book.
  12. @MarkPalmerComic I can tell them. The internet can be found on the corner of Lemonparty.org and 4Chan.
  13. There is little doubt in my mind that the most embarasing way to go to jail is now, "Distributing The Spear to minors".
  14. The Film and Publications board are now slapping age restrictions on paintings? Someone should warn them about the internet.
  15. Bon Jovi fans are in luck. Here's John Bonjovi's first ever recording *snigger*: bit.ly/KN0L2
  16. @craigwilson @merrystrwberry @davegreenway I have a gig on Tue sadly, but I'll think of you fondly and remember when we nearly had sushi.
  17. Man describes Parkhurst using Dickens characters, thereby proving he's never read Dickens: n24.cm/LN9J2T