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@robynmowatt @TatsNkonzo Thanks very much Robyn. Was lovely that you came. 12:14 AM Jun 2nd via web in reply to robynmowatt
At the Foxwood performing to one of the smartest crowds I've experienced. @fortyshort @alyndenzel and @TatsNkonzo all killed. Great night. 1:03 PM Jun 1st via UberSocial for BlackBerry
@karenjeynes A living teddy who will one day rip off your face. 5:37 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to karenjeynes
@karenjeynes I think I could actually get on board with that. I mean who doesn't like bear cubs? 5:30 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to karenjeynes
Why do they call it a pigeon hole if they don't want you to keep dead pigeons in it? #TweetsOfAnOfficeWeirdo 5:23 AM Jun 1st via web
darrelwor @WarrenRcomedian 'paper jam' not as delicious as 'strawberry jam' #TweetsOfAnOfficeWeirdo 5:21 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by WarrenRcomedian and 1 other
@Mz_Moneypenny *nods slowly while edging toward the door* 5:20 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to Mz_Moneypenny
I love my job and feel that my salary is in line with my responsibilities and work ethic. #TweetsOfAnOfficeWeirdo 5:03 AM Jun 1st via web
My office chair smells of doodies. #TweetsOfAnOfficeWeirdo 5:02 AM Jun 1st via web
Just got a written warning for cooking a cat in the office microwave. Yet Brenda gets away with cooking smelly fish. #TweetsOfAnOfficeWeirdo 5:01 AM Jun 1st via web
Maggie the HR lady is wearing her hair loose today. She's doing that to send me a secret signal that she loves me. #TweetsOfAnOfficeWeirdo 4:59 AM Jun 1st via web
fortyshort RT @ChaosCas: Cant wait to see @fortyshort in action tonight with the Joburg Comedy Cartel! Friday is about to get better. 3:52 AM Jun 1st via UberSocial for BlackBerry Retweeted by WarrenRcomedian
Last chance to book for The Joburg Comedy Cartel, John Vlismas & Tats Nkonzo tonight in Houghton. R100 Email Admin@foxwood.co.za to book. 3:53 AM Jun 1st via web
darrelwor is there not something very wrong with the government using tax payers money to appeal a decision made by the tax payers??#etolling 3:14 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by WarrenRcomedian and 3 others
@MarkPalmerComic I can tell them. The internet can be found on the corner of Lemonparty.org and 4Chan. 2:47 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to MarkPalmerComic
There is little doubt in my mind that the most embarasing way to go to jail is now, "Distributing The Spear to minors". 2:44 AM Jun 1st via web
The Film and Publications board are now slapping age restrictions on paintings? Someone should warn them about the internet. 2:42 AM Jun 1st via web
Bon Jovi fans are in luck. Here's John Bonjovi's first ever recording *snigger*: bit.ly/KN0L2 1:57 AM Jun 1st via web
@craigwilson @merrystrwberry @davegreenway I have a gig on Tue sadly, but I'll think of you fondly and remember when we nearly had sushi. 1:50 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to craigwilson
Man describes Parkhurst using Dickens characters, thereby proving he's never read Dickens: n24.cm/LN9J2T 1:47 AM Jun 1st via web

Name Warren Robertson
Location Johannesburg, South Africa
Web http://indiecomed...
Bio Comedian, MC and Journalist. Nominated for a Comic's Choice Award in 2011. Seven Times winner of the Warren Robertson Award for excellence in Twittering.