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  1. Fodor's Thailand Guide Giveaway! Check it out and enter! Bangkok anyone? http://bit.ly/2e7adx
  2. Check out these pictures of Milford Sound, NZ Amazing! http://bit.ly/WaBBx
  3. If i slouch anymore than I do, I'd be eye to eye with my belly button... oooh cheeto!
  4. i'm about to roll some saran wrap down my lawn and turn on the sprinklers for some slip and slide action... so hot in LA!
  5. dc welcomed me w/a torrential downpour of rain. i love dc like a throbbing butt pimple.
  6. P90X day 2 = bahhhhhhhhhhh..
  7. Why, why BS to myself. I'm just mediocre. WOO!
  8. @bettyness try to kill her, stop a car from squishing her, abandon her in a forest, impregnate her, then turn her into a vampire.
  9. the next POS cat that shits on my lettuce bed is going to get cayenne pepper up its butt. MUAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!! take that!
  10. @MeetMissHa What's the glue called?
  11. @MeetMissHa thanks for the tip! I got a bazillion pairs today... SO CHEAP
  12. @positivespace why? nelly concert? =D
  13. @meelanee @positivespace go to mos and badu! I'm going with kreisler!!!!
  14. @MeetMissHa what store did you get those at??? it IS cheap!
  15. Colon Cleanse Day 1: There's a party in my stomach right now and I'm not invited...
  16. holy crap, i'm a freaken mess.
  17. does mariah sound like shit right now?
  18. havin one of those days usually solved with a fat burger and meat chili cheese fries. being veg blows meat sauce.
  19. walked into my math class and realized that i didn't have math on mondays. FML
  20. remembers the day when I use to be fun... these days my lashes are real.