Waltzaroo
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Clapham? No, I've been there and it's full of 6 foot 2 tall monsters
2:26 PM Dec 18th
from Echofon
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Winston Churchill said: "Sometimes a day will come along when your farts just don't smell"
3:58 AM Dec 17th
from web
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Interrogating the brief. It hasn't buckled under the pressure yet, even after rendition (reading it in the meeting room).
3:47 AM Dec 17th
from web
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It is spine-tingling, bone-shuddering, face-numbingly cold today. People can't even move out of the way it's so cold.
8:29 AM Dec 15th
from Echofon
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ad execs create stress, insatiable appetites and fuel feelings of dissatifaction and inadequacy ...is that all?
5:27 AM Dec 15th
from Echofon
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The use of the word 'dongle' is far more suitable as a synonym for the word 'penis' than for any PC gadgetry.
12:45 AM Dec 14th
from Echofon
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What's the worst form of liquid in the world? Dog dribble or bin juice?
2:49 AM Dec 12th
from Echofon
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Suddenly it dawns on me...you can't look cool in an item of clothing unless it contains poppers.
3:33 AM Dec 11th
from Echofon
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People honestly throwing me enchanted smiles like I am in fact the bringer of gifts...I could get used to this.
6:50 AM Dec 10th
from Echofon
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I'm wearing a white t-shirt, a red jumper and a white hat...I've just realised I'm dressed like Santa.
6:36 AM Dec 10th
from Echofon
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On the train home; been cornered by the 2 biggest shop-talkers ever, ever. Can you tell people to shut up for bragging about people skills?
3:43 PM Dec 8th
from Echofon
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If you haven't watched an episode of The Season on the iPlayer yet, don't it's mindless drivel. Thought it would make me do a season again
11:20 AM Dec 8th
from Netvibes
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One word: Car Crash.
8:13 AM Dec 8th
from Echofon
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I love Christmas if only for the copious amounts of Stollen I can consume.
6:25 AM Dec 8th
from Echofon
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"Yeah, Sydney...it's like London but on a beach."
5:54 AM Dec 6th
from web
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Oh, your cat interpreter
2:02 PM Dec 4th
from Echofon
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Just persuaded mate to call his company 'Vaadge'
12:58 PM Dec 4th
from Echofon
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"You are more magical than fifteen punnets of poop-strawberries", so some nutter in Camden says
12:14 PM Dec 4th
from Echofon
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Short-term mindset of business owing to our natural instincts
Interesting stuff.
3:47 AM Dec 3rd
from web
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Just totally caused a woman to fall awkwardly in the street; the kind where her hands slapped the floor. Mind, she was completely 'sauced'.
1:26 PM Dec 2nd
from Echofon
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- Name Simon Walton
- Location London
- Web http://www.facebo...
- Bio I am sparticus. Oh, I am also an Account Manager at a place called Profero London, therefore I am.
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