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  4. 10. Two words: Hippo Dogs!
  5. 9. The Elephant appear to be two guys in a two part Elephant suit.
  6. 8. Ask the Tour Guide too many questions and you're suddenly dipped in some sort of sauce and placed in the Tigers den.
  7. 7. If you deposit 50 cents, the giraffe will magically appear and talk to you.
  8. 6. The alligator in the Reptiles exhibit is nothing more than the University of Florida's Mascot.
  9. 5. The Lion in the lion cage closely resembles the one from The Lion King.
  10. 4. The Zookeeper always wants to take the Rhino for a walk.
  11. 3. The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat.
  12. 2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp.
  13. 1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.
  14. Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo
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  16. 14. Arrange for vet to make a housecall.
  17. 13. Get spouse to drive you to emergency room; sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes ... http://twitzer.com/SxjH
  18. 12. Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty ... http://twitzer.com/Zt3C
  19. 11. Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence w ... http://ping.fm/wRqXP
  20. 10. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records f ... http://ping.fm/2Aqa5