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  1. My vote for best oxymoron in history? Sexy Flannel PJs.
  2. @thrwd Pssst. LOVE YOU!
  3. @aaron_hollman You know what? Why don't you take 4 days off, starting around... oh... 5pm. Tell them Wallace approved it.
  4. @SeoulBrother It was so cute how she acted like it was her first time.
  5. RT @packetlife: Tomorrow's Thanksgiving! If you happen upon a Native American or two, thank them for being such good sports.
  6. I mixed sudafed with a Macdonald's caramel cappuccino this morning and now I want to watch Nascar and shoot something. I FEEL SO ALIVE!!
  7. @aaron_hollman I'll never make poultry without a soak in the brine first, if I can help it. It makes that big of a difference.
  8. Then, I'm going to stuff it with an orange, a lemon, and an onion. Then a honey/orange glaze for roasting. The best meals take days to make.
  9. The turkey is in a brine consisting of 1 lbs of kosher salt, 1 lbs of honey, 1 gallon of water, and a few spices. Soak till 6 am on Thursday
  10. It's like they don't have access to twitter.
  11. What kind of world do we live in? How can ESPN do 5+ minutes on Pujols winning the MVP without squeezing in the word "duty"? COME ON!!
  12. @luxuryluke @gtcaz Niiiiiice. Swingline and everything.
  13. @kellysims NOW I DON'T FEEL BAD FOR STEALING ALL THAT TOILET PAPER!!
  14. @kellysims Can I keep my stapler?
  15. I am not meeting my tweet quota.
  16. Also, I hate the menus in Office 2007. Replacing fast text menus with tons of cute graphics sucks. Takes me twice as many clicks.
  17. Actually enjoying exploring Windows 7. Some of the changes really integrate well with my style of work management.
  18. @thrwd we both look pretty serious in our avatars. I find that odd.
  19. @thrwd Me too! That, and it's only 2 days till our 4 day break together!!! YEAH!
  20. @thetinypixel I'm still a Mac guy at home, but my work box is now a Win 7 machine. I like using both, to be honest.