WadetoBlack
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Describing my snoring as "sawing logs" makes it sound like too much work. How about something simpler and more fun, like, "using a blender"?
1 minute ago
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@ @ You all missed the tweetup Brian and I had at the Davidson game on Saturday. Oh that's right, Div. I bball is in N.CLT.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to Cara
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Everyone's worried about civilian casualties in Afghanistan, but I'd like to see more concern about civilian formalties. Etiquette matters.
about 4 hours ago
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@ Aren't you starring in the remake?
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to jager2ways
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@ Good god, it's an Evil Kneivel helmet.
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to KenBuck
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@ That's awesome. Now I feel bad about not thanking my teachers. Of course, they were all old nuns then and are probably dead now.
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to Miareeva
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@ He's a middleweight boxer, right?
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to ajonathancox
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@ Speaking of, read #6 on this crazy new Manhattan Declaration FAQ. Your professional thoughts?
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to gothscifigirl
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@ Wow. It looks like he RTd @ yesterday too.
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to Favstar
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@ @ Do you think it was Betty White herself? Maybe she's beginning to question her sexual identity?
about 11 hours ago
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in reply to Goose
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@ It should be! But it's Jessi Klein. Oops, it said she was on BWE before the format changed. I assume you weren't there at the time?
about 11 hours ago
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in reply to Caissie
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@ I did just read that SNL hired a new female writer that you may know. So isn't that happy news to offset the sad news?
about 11 hours ago
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in reply to Caissie
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I just ate a homemade cookie without first asking if it had nuts. Yup, it was almost exactly like the Russian Roulette scene in Deer Hunter.
about 11 hours ago
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@ Well we could tell the spouses, just not announce it to the world. Everyone can keep a secret, right?
about 13 hours ago
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in reply to k8zeez
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If I was President, I would keep the news of the 30,000 troops a surprise. Then again, my military experience comes from playing Stratego.
about 13 hours ago
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@ You actually buy a real one? We just picked up some cheap little thing and called him Chippy the Elf. Works wonders.
about 13 hours ago
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in reply to addiecharlotte
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@ Even better news is that it means Mike Huckabee can't run for president again because he pardoned him before. Double win!
about 15 hours ago
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in reply to ajonathancox
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Starting to suspect the caffeine I drink at night might have something to do with my insomnia. Next up: The effect of donuts on weight gain.
about 24 hours ago
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@ Wow - didn't realize Saints fans could talk so much trash. I mean, you're no 2007 Patriots, but you're a good team.
9:49 PM Nov 30th
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in reply to TheToddNewberg
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@ For realzies. I mean, there's no way a team can go undefeated in the regular season and still lose the Super Bowl, right?
8:33 PM Nov 30th
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in reply to 93octane
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- Name Wade
- Location Huntersville, NC (via Mass.)
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio I am a child of HBO in the 80s.
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