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Wacey_Foster

  1. I never thought I'd be a "cat person" but this Chinese buffet is really growing on me. about 10 hours ago via Echofon
  2. The awkward moment when you accidentally ask Jordan Soto if she wants to have sex. < 4:36 PM May 26th via Echofon
  3. Had OJ Simpson been born white your ass would be driving a Dodge Neon. RT @KimKardashian: Last week in my other Benz instagr.am/p/LGzcJ2OSzC/ 4:34 PM May 26th via Echofon
  4. I got some crazy pussy last night!!! Literally, I stole a cat from a house party.... 1:19 PM May 26th via Echofon
  5. Not cutting yourself while shaving with an electric trimmer is a trick that me and my weiner will never figure out! 4:22 PM May 25th via Echofon
  6. Ya, listen to this bitch! RT @KALEiGHANN_: why don't more people follow @Wacey_Foster ?!? he's the funniest MF ever of life. 12:08 AM May 25th via Echofon
  7. My search for clean underwear usually turns into a search for underwear in my hamper that don't smell like nutsack. 10:55 AM May 24th via Echofon
  8. Running to the Walmart register as fast as you can so nobody will see you with the special edition DVD of Coal Miners Daughter > 1:22 PM May 22nd via Echofon
  9. I just did a Dutch-oven on myself in this tanning bed....WORST.PRANK.EVER!!! 11:50 AM May 22nd via Echofon
  10. Trying to find a partner to dirty dance with but this barstools rhythm is all wrong! 11:14 PM May 18th via Echofon
  11. Watching "A League of Their Own" like a dyke. 11:51 PM May 14th via Echofon
  12. Today's a good day to thank your mom for not having an abortion. 12:05 PM May 13th via Echofon
  13. I find it odd that you can throw the peanut shells on the ground at this restaurant but you can't throw them at a table full of black people 5:05 PM May 9th via Echofon
  14. It's weird how you can eat Mexican food and then an hour later you're still racist. 2:51 PM May 9th via Echofon
  15. I just saw James Harden at work. It's true what they say, cameras really do add 10lbs of pubic hair to your face #ThunderUp 6:02 PM May 7th via Echofon
  16. @Kurtlee34 if you send me ONE more spam message I'm going to kick you in the balls via twitter. 4:43 PM May 6th via Echofon
  17. Trying to place a bet on my favorite horse for the Kentucky Derby but apparently Tori Spelling isn't running this year.. 12:34 PM May 5th via Echofon
  18. People look at you so weird when you bark BACK at their dogs. 2:58 PM May 3rd via Echofon