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'A week after the show and I'm still scrapin' bitsa J. Lo's ass offa the stage? You fuckin' kiddin' me?' says the crotchety AMA janitor.
1:53 PM Nov 30th
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The Barometric Pressure is dropping in the Tri-County area - like my pants after a few too many tequila shots. Am I right, Barbara? Stan?
3:58 PM Nov 17th
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No K9s. They're out. I want to show the sliminess of crime on the streets. I'm thinking a salamander for the partner. I want Turner & Gooch.
9:05 AM Nov 12th
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A teardrop rolled down the cheek of Kenny G as he looked at his album in the 'Jazz Classics' section of the FYE Superstore. He had made it.
1:34 PM Nov 3rd
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For the single "Havana", Kenny G spent weeks studying film footage of Fidel Castro & then created a melody based upon the Cuban's movements.
1:23 PM Nov 3rd
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Kenny G had quite a laugh in 1993 when, after telling an elderly woman he was a musician from Seattle, she asked if he was in a grunge band.
1:20 PM Nov 3rd
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Though it sounded very cute, Kenny G would not like to be a part of the 'Arm Wrestling with Josh Groban' sketch on that comedy program.
1:11 PM Nov 3rd
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Kenny G respectfully turned down Rivers Cuomo's offering of a Weezer Snuggie since he had plenty of his own signature Snuggies lying around.
1:03 PM Nov 3rd
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Kenny G brushed a perfectly coiled lock of hair away from his eyes and informed the rapt audience that they ain't seen nothin' yet.
12:54 PM Nov 3rd
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Kenny G didn't speak or even look at his wife for two whole days after she 'accidently' threw out his brand new issue of Golf Digest.
12:50 PM Nov 3rd
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After breaking the world record for the longest note ever recorded on a sax, Kenny G celebrated with a nice bottle of rosé & some chocolate.
12:47 PM Nov 3rd
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When Kenny G caught his son Max making masturbatory gestures with one of his flutes he knew who was going to be doing the dishes ALL WEEK.
12:46 PM Nov 3rd
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Kenny G, shopping for his tour, thought 'Better safe than sorry' & added the store's entire stock of travel size curl shampoo into his cart.
12:30 PM Nov 3rd
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Frankenstein's monster & its bride loved romantic candlelit dinners but the villagers' torches & hostile cries were really killing the mood.
2:08 PM Oct 26th
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Van Helsing's weakness was farting when under stress. Luckily he had scarfed down some garlic knots for lunch so Dracula kept his distance.
1:59 PM Oct 26th
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The Creature from the Black Lagoon blushed to the gills after Kay's mom gave him a severe reprimand for ogling Kay in her polka dot bikini.
1:53 PM Oct 26th
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The Mummy, now naked, was too slow for the brats who just used his sacred wrappings to toilet paper the trees of their classmate's home.
1:47 PM Oct 26th
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The Wolfman set up the overhead projector & began his sales pitch for a 50 blade disposable razor to the delicious smelling Gillette execs.
1:43 PM Oct 26th
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4 out of 10 kangaroos would steal your car and use it for illegal street racing if it wasn't 'one of those pussy hybrids'.
9:02 AM Oct 22nd
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'Spice up any outfit with a papal scepter and palm frond thong!'
9:00 AM Oct 22nd
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- Name What a Fool Believes
- Location New York
- Web http://whatafoolb...
- Bio Josh Luft author of the Agreement Governing the Activities of States on the Moon and Other Celestial Bodies, better known as the Moon Treaty or Moon Agreement.
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