WWGT
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Lord's prayer: Heavenly CEO, may your will go viral. Give us our RDA, forgive us like we forgive others, & protect us from fail. Amen.
10:50 AM Nov 11th
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Bible passages that can be summed up by Vanilla Ice song titles... (just kidding)
3:59 PM Oct 19th
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More Bible passages that can be summarized by Beatles song titles: Psalms 17, 55, 70, 77, 86, 102, 120, 130, 140-143. "Help!"
3:29 PM Oct 19th
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Bible passages that can be summarized by Beatles song titles: 1 Corinthians 13. "All You Need is Love"
3:10 PM Oct 19th
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Unlike Colorado balloon boy's airship, the Ascension sailed straight up. Jesus was not hiding in a box. (Acts 1.1-11)
9:09 AM Oct 18th
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Parable of the net, updated: Judgment Day is like a John & Yoko CD. When it's time for greatest hits album, Yoko songs get axed (Matt 13.47)
11:07 AM Sep 30th
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Good Samaritan parable, updated: Obama beaten up in polls. Pelosi & Dems distance selves, but Glenn Beck defends prez, hugs him on TV.
4:08 PM Sep 29th
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The Lord is my iPhone. If I need to visit pastures, there's an app for that. If I need to walk valley of death, there's an app for that.
4:04 PM Sep 29th
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In Psalm 23, "The Lord is my shepherd" does NOT refer to a drug-sniffing police K-9 animal. Here's an updated version...
4:02 PM Sep 29th
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Mustard seeds, Samaritans, 10 virgins. Some Bible references are lost on modern readers.
3:57 PM Sep 29th
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Jesus foresees Twitter, shortens 10 Commandments to under 140 characters: Love God 110%, love neighbor like self (Mark 12.30-31)
4:51 PM Sep 23rd
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Since Jesus hung out with prostitutes & other lowlifes, would it be bad form to block webcam girls and spammer followers?
3:08 PM Sep 18th
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Methuselah lives 969 years. Doesn't consider Botox until age 875. (Genesis 5.27)
1:46 PM Aug 11th
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If Jesus miraculously multiplied 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish into dinner for 5,000 today, they'd want fries with that. (John 6.1-14)
2:18 PM Aug 10th
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Cain kills brother Abel. No truth to rumor it was over who gets the top bunk. (Genesis 4)
1:48 PM Aug 6th
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More miracles. 100-year-old Abraham impregnates 90-year-old wife. No Viagra involved. (Genesis 17.15-17)
3:04 PM Aug 5th
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Missed opportunities, part 2: Tower of Babel. Should have had King Kong climb building. (Genesis 11.1-9)
2:52 PM Aug 5th
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Missed opportunities, part 1: Lazarus. Could've written bestselling near-death experience book. (John 11)
2:50 PM Aug 5th
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@: Also working in your favor: Tears of a Clown, My Girl, Come Spy With Me, and Food for the Spirit.
3:52 PM Jul 29th
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@: It appears you are WWGT's first celebrity follower. Could be worth a few points on Judgment Day.
3:49 PM Jul 29th
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- Name What Would God Tweet
- Location Heaven
- Web http://NotTheLATi...
- Bio Holy Ghostwriter. Retelling Bible stories in 140 characters each.
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