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@: "Chicago Code" canceled? Which Fox execs should I smote?
5:30 PM Jun 10th, 2011
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In case you're wondering what happened to the Rapture on May 21: "Preacher Claims Rapture Aborted by NORAD Missile"
12:21 PM May 25th, 2011
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The kingdom of heaven is like a cosmic Motel 6: We'll leave the light at the end of the tunnel on for you.
3:54 PM May 27th, 2010
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Ascension Sunday: Jesus has left the building. (Luke 24:46-53)
1:53 PM May 16th, 2010
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RT @: Bingo!
1:11 PM Apr 4th, 2010
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Undercover Jesus reveals ID at Emmaus Cafe. RT @: OMG!
1:11 PM Apr 4th, 2010
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1st-century episode of "Undercover Boss." Jesus goes incognito with two employees on Road to Emmaus. (Luke 24: 13-31)
12:08 PM Apr 4th, 2010
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RT @: I went to the Empty Tomb and all I got was this lousy shroud.
10:54 AM Apr 4th, 2010
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RT @: Rejoice, MaryMag. Jesus has risen from the dead, creating a vast new market for chocolate bunnies, plastic grass and Peeps.
10:50 AM Apr 4th, 2010
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RT @: I'm at the tomb. Jesus AWOL.
10:46 AM Apr 4th, 2010
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RT @: I'm baaaaack. Top that, David Blaine.
9:56 AM Apr 4th, 2010
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RT @: No, I am not standing in line for the new iPad.
9:47 AM Apr 3rd, 2010
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Holy Saturday: Conflicting reports on @' whereabouts ( and )
9:45 AM Apr 3rd, 2010
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@ and @ wrap Jesus like a mummy, place him in rock tomb. Pilate posts guards.
1:50 PM Apr 2nd, 2010
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CSI Jerusalem: Evidence indicates death by blunt trauma, loss of blood, suffocation.
1:40 PM Apr 2nd, 2010
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RT @: Oops! (Matt. 27:54)
1:23 PM Apr 2nd, 2010
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Earthquake, solar eclipse and world's first zombie invasion. Tombs open and dead people wander Jerusalem. (Matthew 27.52-53)
1:22 PM Apr 2nd, 2010
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RT @: Game over. (John 19:30)
1:17 PM Apr 2nd, 2010
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RT @: OMG! OMG! Why have you unfriended me?
1:12 PM Apr 2nd, 2010
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Las Vegas not invented yet, so soldiers gamble for Jesus' clothes. (John 19:24)
1:07 PM Apr 2nd, 2010
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- Name What Would God Tweet
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- Bio Holy Ghostwriter. Retelling Bible stories in 140 characters each.
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