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  1. I should ask for a waiting pool, to cool off on a hot day.
  2. I'm getting a little bored. Come on, contact earth already!
  3. Did you know you can wait for the aliens while doing other things, for example while waiting at the dentist's?
  4. Wait, was that ... no. Nothing.
  5. Cool earthlings can wait.
  6. Nothing yet.
  7. Confirmed alien contacts today: 0
  8. I wonder what's on TV.
  9. I just realized that I am an alien to the aliens, too. This is confusing, I shall have to ask them about it (once they're here).
  10. Why does waiting always take sooo long?
  11. No updates from @alien so far ...
  12. There are probably no aliens. Kind of tempting to stop waiting and enjoy one's life instead ...
  13. If the aliens don't show up, what will they be not using for transportation? Quantum teleporters?
  14. A wait in the hand is worth an alien on the roof. Or two, if they're small aliens.
  15. Your time to wait will come. Be patient.
  16. Come on ET. Phone us.
  17. If you want some cold lemonade to refresh you, wait for winter.
  18. Waiting for the waiting to stop.
  19. If I were an alien, they'd already be here and all the waiting would have been in vain. I'm not, though. Phew, that was close.
  20. Wait ... I'm receiving a message ... nope, sorry, just spam.