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  1. Save points on quests are like bathrooms on road trips. Always use them any chance you get.
  2. Marshall Payne interviews me about my writing habits, life in California, and fecal matter: http://marshallpayne1.livej...
  3. The problem with baking at 6 AM is that when you're out of cinnamon, there's not much you can do about it.
  4. Concepts for which our language lacks good words: the back of the hand, the back of the head, the stench of burning flesh.
  5. @VanHalen1970 Thanks, I'll see if we know anyone directly who's going, and we'll let you know if we need help from him.
  6. @VanHalen1970 Readercon is near Boston. The Burlington Marriott actually. We fly into Boston.
  7. Shannon & I may need carpool to/from Readercon & airport. Will share gas costs. Midday Thurs arrival, early Mon departure. Anyone? Email me?
  8. Discovery: it's fun to wash magnetic refrigerator letters and drain them in a colander. Like making plastic rainbow pasta.
  9. I'm usually happy with the number of hours in a day. But this week, I could have used about 38.2423. Rounded to the most random number.
  10. Singing to the tune of The Happy Wanderer. Launder-eeee, launder-aaaah...!
  11. Sorting beads and giving most away. This feels great. Beading just isn't for me.
  12. I think the fridge is booby-trapped.
  13. I analyzed my stories to see how diverse my characters actually were. Results: http://bit.ly/1vyCfV
  14. A flirtatious guy at the grocery store tried to chat me up about my laryngitis. There are several levels of fail here.
  15. Four hour naps leave me more tired than refreshed.
  16. The Price is Right's game mechanics use the same skills as shopping on a budget. I didn't figure this out until sometime last year.
  17. I can find candy breasts and candy vaginas, but not candy hymens.
  18. Wii party!
  19. "Guns, Germs and Steel" is really depressing me.
  20. My top four most overrated things: Crocs, Buffy, World of Warcraft, bacon.