Vylar_Kaftan
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Interesting. My phone tells me that my current status "expires" after three days. This is a CLIQ feature. They want me tweeting it seems.
about 16 hours ago
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How many beets does God have? I think I have more.
8:42 PM Nov 25th
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Painting the undead is hard. Stupid bones.
2:17 PM Nov 24th
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My innkeeper mini looks oddly like Mr. Hooper from Sesame Street.
3:37 PM Nov 22nd
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Shopping from bed.
12:02 PM Nov 21st
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Moving right along to antibiotics. Whee! Someday germs will wipe us all out. Maybe Tuesday.
5:55 PM Nov 20th
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Not strep, which was my other guess. Just a truly horrific cold. Impressive.
11:10 AM Nov 18th
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At doctor's office. Guessing I have swine-bubonic-tetanus of the spleen.
10:33 AM Nov 18th
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Help, I'm addicted to painting miniatures!
6:37 PM Nov 17th
from web
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@ This IS what I'm getting after the neti pot. You should see it before.
3:58 PM Nov 17th
from web
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Drano ineffective. Considering nasal forklift.
1:17 PM Nov 17th
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Would Drano clear my sinuses?
3:43 PM Nov 16th
from web
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I have lots of mucus. Would anyone like some?
11:17 AM Nov 16th
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Thank science! Almost lost purse. Nice people found it and were calling my mom as I ran up.
2:31 PM Nov 15th
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Never mind, phone is smarter than me. Vylar 1, smartphone 2.
11:21 AM Nov 15th
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New Motorola CLIQ. Now I can tweet from here! Vylar 1, smartphone 0
8:24 AM Nov 15th
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Save points on quests are like bathrooms on road trips. Always use them any chance you get.
8:05 PM Oct 8th
from web
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Marshall Payne interviews me about my writing habits, life in California, and fecal matter:
11:44 AM Sep 16th
from web
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The problem with baking at 6 AM is that when you're out of cinnamon, there's not much you can do about it.
6:05 AM Aug 24th
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Concepts for which our language lacks good words: the back of the hand, the back of the head, the stench of burning flesh.
8:41 PM Jul 20th
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- Name Vylar Kaftan
- Bio Science fiction and fantasy writer. www.vylarkaftan.net
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