Vylar_Kaftan
- Save points on quests are like bathrooms on road trips. Always use them any chance you get.8:05 PM Oct 8th from web
- Marshall Payne interviews me about my writing habits, life in California, and fecal matter: 11:44 AM Sep 16th from web
- The problem with baking at 6 AM is that when you're out of cinnamon, there's not much you can do about it.6:05 AM Aug 24th from web
- Concepts for which our language lacks good words: the back of the hand, the back of the head, the stench of burning flesh.8:41 PM Jul 20th from web
- @ Thanks, I'll see if we know anyone directly who's going, and we'll let you know if we need help from him.4:35 PM Jul 6th from web
- @ Readercon is near Boston. The Burlington Marriott actually. We fly into Boston.4:22 PM Jul 6th from web
- Shannon & I may need carpool to/from Readercon & airport. Will share gas costs. Midday Thurs arrival, early Mon departure. Anyone? Email me?4:16 PM Jul 6th from web
- Discovery: it's fun to wash magnetic refrigerator letters and drain them in a colander. Like making plastic rainbow pasta.10:56 AM Jul 1st from web
- I'm usually happy with the number of hours in a day. But this week, I could have used about 38.2423. Rounded to the most random number.6:43 PM Jun 12th from web
- Singing to the tune of The Happy Wanderer. Launder-eeee, launder-aaaah...!9:09 AM Jun 12th from web
- Sorting beads and giving most away. This feels great. Beading just isn't for me.10:05 AM Jun 5th from web
- I think the fridge is booby-trapped.11:26 AM Jun 3rd from web
- I analyzed my stories to see how diverse my characters actually were. Results: 6:50 AM Jun 3rd from web
- A flirtatious guy at the grocery store tried to chat me up about my laryngitis. There are several levels of fail here.11:25 AM May 28th from web
- Four hour naps leave me more tired than refreshed.7:09 PM May 19th from web
- The Price is Right's game mechanics use the same skills as shopping on a budget. I didn't figure this out until sometime last year.4:33 PM May 15th from web
- I can find candy breasts and candy vaginas, but not candy hymens.2:50 PM May 13th from web
- Wii party!2:55 PM May 10th from web
- "Guns, Germs and Steel" is really depressing me.7:13 PM May 9th from web
- My top four most overrated things: Crocs, Buffy, World of Warcraft, bacon.6:51 PM May 8th from web
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- Name Vylar Kaftan
- Bio Science fiction and fantasy writer. www.vylarkaftan.net
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