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have extended usage of 1/2 gallon container of milk by cutting it with water and a dash of baking soda. three months now on same container.
10:20 AM Nov 10th
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implored creators of game to cut cost of flights by 27% due to increased in-game gold demands. denied. may have to organize boycott of fp's.
10:02 AM Nov 3rd
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retrieved abandoned Big Wheel behind 7-11 dumpster, will rent out for use to local neighborhood youths and/or insane individuals.
10:45 AM Oct 31st
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With assist. of retired forest ranger and utilizing US Forest Svc GPS, calculated that game lumberjacks will run out of logging mats by 2024
9:10 PM Oct 29th
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Attempting to install weight loss jnterface in hopes of adding 4% foot speed. less vulture & boar meat, more blackrod cod and magic muffins.
10:53 PM Aug 19th
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Gave two dollars to a homeless fellow. Note to self: Never ask for a receipt from a vagrant. They get very dismissive!
9:28 AM Jul 11th
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calculating for comparative scale areas, concluded that in-game's mail delivery speed and success rate exceed US postal service's by 73.42%.
2:23 PM Jun 30th
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...veins of the rectum.
10:36 PM Apr 9th
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forced for 5 days to play the game standing up as a result of the onset of hemorrhoids. FYI, it is a swelling or inflammation of the vei
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10:35 PM Apr 9th
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noting reduced body fat content of public pool swimmers, swam in-game 5 miles a day for 1 week. stamina statistic not improved appreciably
3:07 PM Mar 25th
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usingExxon offshore oil drilling software technology, was able to map ocean floor in 3D to improve calculations of fishing school locations.
11:06 PM Mar 16th
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scotchguarded my laptop in order to continue playing the game while taking my 2 minute six second shower.
11:27 AM Mar 9th
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re-wired microwave oven filled with fish sticks to begin its timed cooking in conjunction with start of fp's lasting longer than 11 minutes
9:13 AM Mar 5th
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spent hour lecturing Macy's cosmetics employee that perfumes are more expensive and 148X less effective than naturally released pheromones.
11:58 PM Dec 20th, 2008
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In spirit of Christmas giving, bought stacks of Wolf Souffle and Giraffe Pot Pies from AH to distribute to undernourished low level newbies.
12:48 PM Dec 14th, 2008
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making blueberry pancakes on a 22 inch griddle I found on the steps of a public library.
11:02 AM Dec 10th, 2008
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using National Weather Service Doppler Radar technology, can now predict
in-game weather seven days in advance, including surf advisory.
3:52 PM Dec 4th, 2008
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sent auto spam to 8 million random IP addresses request'g gatherable reports Rec'd 7 million strongly worded reply's. And 1 importable DB :)
12:38 AM Dec 2nd, 2008
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using voice activated program from Thai military website combined with a Radio Shack TRS-80, now able to continue gameplay while riding bike
10:58 PM Nov 27th, 2008
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Using project management models outlined in seminar tapes, devised colored flowchart to plan and set achievable team goals in guild raids.
11:29 AM Nov 23rd, 2008
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