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  1. @NickIQ I also love our (free) espresso maker. And you, I suppose. *grin*
  2. RT @sithlet FUCK THESE MITTENS!
  3. A woman just came into the store looking for a crimping iron. No, I'm not kidding. Sorry, we only have a salon in back, not a time machine.
  4. Aw, fishsticks! I was caller #2 for @TheCurrent CD giveaway. Should have waited a few more seconds before dialing.
  5. @underwhelm She is a cruel mistress, XBox. I'll let you know who shows.
  6. Hey @underwhelm, are you coming to Dixie's tonight for the alumni gathering?
  7. Avoid the crosstown if you can. You've been warned. #omgtraffic
  8. On the way to work, I was behind a burgundy Cadillac which had 2 miniature Chambord bottles in the back window. I like your style, sir.
  9. Just watched my first episode of Kitty Girl-And. Pumpkin Pudding! Is the best!
  10. I chipped one of my lower front teeth last night. No idea how. Bah.
  11. Got a lap full of Viszla and a belly full of tacos.
  12. Watching people try to figure out how to treat a blinking red light at the intersection of Hwy 5 and Eden Prairie Rd is hilarious.
  13. Finally read House of M tonight. Fuck *me, that was great. It fills in a lot of holes. (Like your mom.) #omgcomics
  14. I enjoy the expressions on the faces in the crowd when I sing Roy Orbison's "Crying." I also like when drunk guys ask if I was born male.
  15. Unpacked many boxes, priced and shelved many items. Glass of wine with my mom and now I'm home to make chili.
  16. @Ethel Blasphemy! One can never snap into too many SlimJims. They are the ambrosia to Mountain Dew's nectar.
  17. @MobileBovine Mmmm! Bacon sandwiches are teh nom!
  18. New comic book day! New comic book day!
  19. @theycallmeEJ I heard that too! It was Steve & Edie! Ridiculous.
  20. Jesus Christ, I can't stand Jack Penate. #thecurrent