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IamEnidColeslaw I think the naked people websites broke my computer 30 minutes ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by vonbourbon and 43 others
New avatar. New Tumblr account. New energy. My engines are revving. fb.me/1DmlC1pXl 21 minutes ago via Facebook
@simonfeilder I call it a dribble fest. 34 minutes ago via web in reply to simonfeilder
Was at The Breakfast Club. The Offspring, Self Esteem, started playing. Thought of you, @PivovarDan. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
My garden is so pretty right now. instagr.am/p/LKtc_bwMrI/ about 4 hours ago via Instagram
So excited about morning coffee in the garden. I've been suffering a hatred of being in my house for the last fortnight... about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@MatRicardo @thisiscabaret I've purposefully kept away and not read them. I think it'd really poison me from the sounds of it. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to MatRicardo
@flisseeby <3 <3 <3 Did Mum speak with you? Urgh. So annoyed. But hey. Will chat about it all soon. about 15 hours ago via web in reply to flisseeby
Instagram teaches me that everyone loves a coffee cup with their name scrawled on it in Sharpie. @textinstagram about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Eels - Ugly Love, Beatie Boys - Girls. That was a disjointed transition. #ShuffleFail about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
itsWillyFerrell It seems fair that I should be able to throw monopoly money at strippers with fake boobs. about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by vonbourbon and 792 others
The Thames is so beautiful at night. Red wine. Open air. Old friend. Lovely. Time to go home now... instagr.am/p/LJar0vwMpE/ about 16 hours ago via Instagram
@hethlouise I actually reupholstered the dining chairs just over 12 months ago. I bloody LOVED brandishing a staple-gun! about 19 hours ago via web in reply to hethlouise
@widdernixclown I think that quote needs contextualising to demonstrate its full meaning... about 19 hours ago via web in reply to widdernixclown
@thecherryfox I did!!! about 19 hours ago via web in reply to thecherryfox
@shreenas Oldie ;P about 19 hours ago via web in reply to shreenas
Signs that I'm getting old: I'm contemplating buying a throw for my bed. about 19 hours ago via web
@FleurDeGuerre Pretty! about 20 hours ago via web in reply to FleurDeGuerre
@robdelaney Do I get punished if I refuse?! Will the rest of the world lynch me? Should I get out the goose fat? about 20 hours ago via web in reply to robdelaney
@MatRicardo Pardon? about 22 hours ago via web in reply to MatRicardo

Name Beatrix Von Bourbon
Location London
Web http://www.vonbou...
Bio Ecdysiast. MA Cultural Studies. Writer (http://bit.ly/iBK2Yf). Rhinestone champion. Closet maths enthusiast (maths in closets). Warrior.