Von_Cheam
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And this years Cheamie™ Award for BEST IMAGERY *EVER* goes to @, for the following tweet:
about 2 hours ago
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@ ..Which caused a ratings war with that old vote-warriors-out-of-a-longboat show Frigg Brother? Or was that Come Pillage With Me?
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to dangingery
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Never used a tea-cosie as thermal insulation for a live chicken, but I'm sure it'd be a perfect fit and the chicken would be very grateful.
about 3 hours ago
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@ On the plus side: the good times will come back to you, without any effort. On the minus side: this will make you whinier than me!
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to kitschie
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@ Was this before or after the seminal reality masterpiece "I'm in Valhalla get me out of here"?
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to dangingery
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Harder, Faster, Better, Stronger.. CONGA!
9:45 AM Nov 29th
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@ This is just my way of bringing the conversation around to my asking you to do the necessary embroidery on Giant Death Ray project.
9:45 AM Nov 29th
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in reply to jaffne
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@ Deaf Jaf. Hoover incorporated into Giant Death Ray project. Didn't know how to tell you. PS. Would text, but phone is in there too.
9:43 AM Nov 29th
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in reply to jaffne
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@ Sophie Widden is a NICE PERSON.
9:39 AM Nov 29th
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in reply to MaximoBean
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The more useful an invention, the more likely it is to be designated uncool. This is because of the precedent set by raincoats and mittens.
8:29 AM Nov 29th
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@ Soviet Milk Pipeline!
8:11 AM Nov 29th
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in reply to MaximoBean
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@ I blame Colin Chapman.
7:49 AM Nov 29th
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in reply to madamecendrier
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@ There's been a mix-up. You seem to be looking after Pink. I was wondering why there's 3 scared toddlers on stage at the O2..
7:42 AM Nov 29th
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in reply to madamecendrier
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"East-Coast fag communities.." was in fact Richard's position on country-wide hip-hop feuding. (NWA actually stands for Nixon with Attitude)
3:19 AM Nov 28th
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After a tough day, playing low-fi Oval Office tapes of Richard Nixon is a surprisingly good way to relax and unwind. "Goddam' Scout fags.."
5:08 PM Nov 27th
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Awaiting a future in which, if unhappy with dimensions of your head, you can transplant its entire contents into an off-the-peg replacement.
7:47 AM Nov 27th
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"Take the blue pill, return to your life like this never happened .. Or take the red pill - which provides quick, effective headache relief"
5:06 PM Nov 26th
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@ If you *really* wanted to upset the vegetarians, you could always wear a tiger's face taped over your own..
5:01 PM Nov 26th
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in reply to madamecendrier
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@ @ Good call - the red pill is just Neurofen.
5:00 PM Nov 26th
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in reply to madamecendrier
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@ @ Nothing; it learned its norms from other hair in its social group.
4:58 PM Nov 26th
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- Name John
- Location Tehran
- Bio The fastest unicyclist in the West (of Cheam)...
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