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  1. Skype christmas with the folks. Opened presents together even though we are 3,000 miles away.
  2. I love that my unicorn got me lesbian erotica for Christmas.
  3. @yoyojedi looks amazing. You're cooking next!
  4. @xAmorius I did think about it, but I've never actually watched the show. I don't know what to expect.
  5. Dragged mah self out today to get stuffs for Xmas and stocking stuffers for unicorn.
  6. @Theremina I did that twice last month. Super owie. Get a memory foam pillow. Hug.
  7. Getting outta bed and off to work after being bedridden sick has got to be one of the hardest things ever.
  8. I can't remember the last time I was this sick. Must be at least a year. I barely have enough energy to walk to the loo.
  9. Oops I meant whack-a-pee-dia
  10. Someone put me on wikipedia. Make sure you say I'm 5'10 120 lbs, date unicorns, and cross dress. One of these things isn't true. Guess which
  11. Best bud just made and pushed out tiny human. So awesomely strange.
  12. Tea. Nom. Baked eggs. Nom.
  13. @LibbyBulloff blog looks wonderful, so does Noah. Hope you're doing okay hon! Being sick is poo!
  14. Trying to figure out what to do. Need a producer and a backer for my minds eye. I know so much is possible. I'm an artist. Not an agent.
  15. @andykhouri I dated a girl that hated scary movies. When she was gone I did marathons and then stayed up all night with fear insomnia.
  16. You All have to YouTube "happy in Paraguay" and watch it twice. Tell me what you think. My face hurts from laughing.
  17. @slurketta oh noo ! That sucky poos.
  18. Urg. Painting at chances is done. Maybe I'll get up for ballet class tomorrow.
  19. @kristinachilds yum. I will peruse more later!
  20. Had productive meeting with my fellow dance co board members. Mission is changing to fun. No rep for awhile.