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Vodka_A_Jones

I wish I could click my heels three fucking times and make it be 5 o'clock about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
CroweJam Where I come from, reading anything out loud is considered showing off. 8:14 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck Retweeted by Vodka_A_Jones and 39 others
CroweJam Where I come from, "stock options" is a farm animal dating site. 12:50 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck Retweeted by Vodka_A_Jones and 42 others
Classy_Cassy89 I like a man who's good to me and good for me. 8:48 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Vodka_A_Jones and 22 others
Classy_Cassy89 I'll take medicine even if the seal is broken cause I hope they put somethin' else good in there. 7:46 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Vodka_A_Jones and 11 others
Bashfullsmile Don't like Favstar? Well, I can take those stars right back. 2:06 PM May 30th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by Vodka_A_Jones and 10 others
iAmJuddy Woman - The only foreign language you need to learn. about 12 hours ago via Favstar.FM Retweeted by Vodka_A_Jones and 61 others
@laurahapper you're welcome! xo about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to laurahapper
I want to be the reason your cheeks hurt from smiling about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
StormTrooper34 What you choose to RT says just as much about you as what you tweet. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by Vodka_A_Jones and 15 others
laurahapper Judging from the amount of e-mails received, Victoria's Secret believes I'm a stripper that needs to buy panties and bras every 4.5 hours. 3:36 PM Jan 27th via Favstar.FM Retweeted by Vodka_A_Jones and 38 others
laurahapper "For English MOTHA FUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT? Press 1". --Customer Care Call Centers in Detroit 9:39 AM Jan 28th via Favstar.FM Retweeted by Vodka_A_Jones and 34 others
Cuntemplate There's no cure for human nature. Accept people for who they are or let them go because trying to change people only hurts everyone involved about 14 hours ago via Echofon Retweeted by Vodka_A_Jones and 18 others
Hooray for Friday! Time to get outta your mind! about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
chrisanna4real Nut allergies. That’s it. That’s the joke. I’m not deleting this. 2:11 PM May 31st via Favstar.FM Retweeted by Vodka_A_Jones and 29 others
chrisanna4real No matter what crazy things I do outside of here, saying to someone..."My friend from twitter..." makes me look the craziest. 7:33 PM May 31st via Twitter for Android Retweeted by Vodka_A_Jones and 58 others
ImHopel3ss Please don't stare at me when I'm thinking about how to kill you. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Vodka_A_Jones and 22 others
The_MartiniGirl Drinking maybe your hobby but its my nite time profession. 11:12 AM May 31st via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by Vodka_A_Jones and 17 others
honeybadgerMel If you're holding onto a fading relationship out of a sense of guilt, responsibility, or simply a fear of the unknown, stop that shit. Live. 6:48 PM May 31st via web Retweeted by Vodka_A_Jones and 45 others
JayDirt_ I hate to be rude, but you don't seem to be touching me at all. What's up with that? 8:07 PM May 30th via TweetCaster for Android Retweeted by Vodka_A_Jones and 8 others