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VodkaMary

DeepDarkFear Ask a silly question to a bunch of friends - Weird looks & no response. Ask same question on twitter - 24 replys, 38 stars, 7 RTs & 2 DMs. 2:47 AM May 31st via web Retweeted by VodkaMary and 18 others
UnFitz Him: I'm making no progress in getting her to give me a BJ. Me: So you've made no headway, huh? about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by VodkaMary and 2 others
If you think they're the one that got away, captives get away, partners move on. about 8 hours ago via SocialScope
@JustCallMeFrank that's why I prefer lust. about 9 hours ago via SocialScope in reply to JustCallMeFrank
xMistressVx I love you like we've never met. 11:01 AM Oct 28th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by VodkaMary and 14 others
facciabella Those annoying insightful people with the answers. Are just as fucked up as you. 4:21 PM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by VodkaMary and 40 others
thedayofthedot It would help me out if you were a little more vague with things. about 19 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android Retweeted by VodkaMary and 19 others
@KevinDeanGander you're welcome sweets. XO Cheers! about 9 hours ago via SocialScope in reply to KevinDeanGander
Lust is fucking & calling each other baby. Love is fucking in the hopes of having a baby. about 9 hours ago via SocialScope
hipchkk THEY'RE over THERE worrying about THEIR grammar, while YOU'RE right here concerned with YOUR punctuation. YOU'RE welcome TO share this, TOO. 9:34 AM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by VodkaMary and 513 others
ImHopel3ss I love a good i have no clue what the fuck you are talking about reply. Never stop those! EVER! about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by VodkaMary and 2 others
FaisalAdam_ I'm just a guy, staring at his phone, trying to understand what his mentions mean :/ about 10 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by VodkaMary and 11 others
Elifcello I’m doing what I’ve always done. Learning from the mistakes of others who took my advice. about 9 hours ago via web Retweeted by VodkaMary and 7 others
Juan_Incognito After an ex-wife, a string of girlfriends, it took an 8 year old to teach me that holding hands just meant she was glad I was right there. about 14 hours ago via web Retweeted by VodkaMary and 26 others
NatetheEnigma Sincerity is what I have to offer, I hope that's enough. about 12 hours ago via Favstar.FM Retweeted by VodkaMary and 20 others
I told you so. Because "Fuck yeah,I was right." is insensitive. about 10 hours ago via SocialScope
Lisa_Laughs_ Leaning on the side of the jukebox, giving a thumbs up or a cut throat motion depending on song selection. 6:53 PM May 31st via Twitter for Android Retweeted by VodkaMary and 24 others
Carmstastic I just tripped & almost fell, (& hence almost died), inside a manhole. But I can't stop laughing 'cause the word manhole is funny & I'm 5. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by VodkaMary and 10 others
thedayofthedot I just want for my life to have a good soundtrack. 6:48 AM Mar 14th via TweetCaster for Android Retweeted by VodkaMary and 53 others
Have never been called pleasant & I'm okay with that. about 10 hours ago via SocialScope