VladimirPutin
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Merry Christmas, you scum.
9:15 PM Dec 24th
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America, be glad your snowstorms are not accompanied by high amounts of radiation and legions of Nazi undead.
9:04 AM Dec 20th
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I am also not apologizing to the Norwegians for that nuclear missile snafu over their country.
3:34 AM Dec 12th
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I am not apologizing for my previous tweet.
8:17 PM Dec 5th
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You are all a bunch of assholes. That is all.
10:06 PM Dec 3rd
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In Russia, we give thanks for the sweet release of death. Also, oil, natural gas, and American cinema.
6:38 PM Nov 26th
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Vampires don't drink the blood of Russians because of our high rates of alcoholism, STD's and radiation poisoning. Very toxic to the undead.
7:19 PM Nov 24th
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Bow before me, Obama! The Emperor of Japan is but an old, decrepit figurehead, while I am a Sith Lord and a good friend of General Zod.
11:26 AM Nov 18th
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Admit it, America, you have lost. You will now have to rely on Russian pornography. Where else will you go: Japan, Germany? Ha, I think not.
7:37 PM Nov 6th
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Change of plans: we have decided to launch a DoS attack on America's most widely visited pornographic websites instead.
7:35 PM Nov 6th
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You should all know that Russian Spetsnaz forces will be launching a denial of service attack on twitter and facebook tomorrow. Sorry.
1:56 PM Nov 5th
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Great Stalin's Ghost, I hate all of these trick-or-treaters! There's enough uranium and kit-kats to go around!
8:30 PM Oct 31st
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Contrary to what you may have heard, Detroit will not be hosting Thunderdome in 2016, since Moscow will be hosting the Apocalypse in 2012.
12:23 PM Oct 23rd
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For their insolence and stupidity, I think I'll do something insulting to those goddamned Norwegians, like deny their sex tourists visas.
2:54 PM Oct 13th
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It is too bad I did not win the Nobel Peace Prize. That $1 million could have really boosted the Russian economy.
8:59 PM Oct 12th
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Yes, yes, I know he's dead. I have a very serious problem with alcohol.
8:39 PM Oct 8th
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@ What? Oh, right, yes, it was my birthday yesterday. I celebrated by getting drunk with Boris Yeltsin.
8:38 PM Oct 8th
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I am pleased to report that Moscow will be seeking the 2020 Olympics. We will ensure victory by nuking other candidate cities.
11:13 AM Oct 5th
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Other countries must lay down their arms and cease resisting Russian military aggression.
6:03 PM Oct 3rd
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Thanks to Congressman Grayson for articulating Russian health care policy. I have sent him two underage blonde prostitutes in gratitude.
7:41 PM Oct 1st
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- Name Vladimir Putin
- Location Eighth Circle of Hell (Russia)
- Web http://premier.go...
- Bio Autocrat, Judo Champ, Man of Action
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