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  1. Boys don't cry sang The Cure. Chris Chambers did in my O level English class when we reminded him he wet the bed. /via @Drdonelittle about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. So Sting is able to shag his wife for five hours without going off. I know how he feels. My wife is no oil painting either. 7:18 AM Nov 15th from TweetDeck
  3. They say football is a game of two halves. Rubbish. I regularly down eight or nine pints whilst watching a live game on Sky TV in my local. 4:03 AM Nov 15th from TweetDeck
  4. What's all this nonsense about that 66-year-old Romanian woman being the world's oldest mum? My mum's 77, beat that! 4:01 AM Nov 15th from TweetDeck
  5. I have just returned from a diplomatic trip to the Congo and I can testify that at no point did I see anyone drinking Um Bongo. 3:59 AM Nov 15th from TweetDeck
  6. I know it's late, but #ff #followfriday follow friday @doctorcamel for truly witty banter. 3:06 AM Nov 14th from TweetDeck
  7. RT @MeesterNick: @VizLetterbocks These DAB radios have a menu and everything so why didn't my curry arrive last night? 7:44 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
  8. RT @willmarch: Kill 8 prozzies, bury the heads in the garden & no one notices but hang out a thong & the entire estate has a good old gawp. 1:49 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  9. IF SPARE ribs are spare, how come my local chinese restaurant charges a fortune for them? 2:21 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  10. Also - Thanks everybody for the RT's and the #ff - great support! 2:19 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  11. #ff #followfriday Follow Friday : @doctorcamel @funnyjoker 2:19 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  12. RT @doctorcamel: So I see they are now going to have 'Mandatory Sex Lessons for every 15-year-old'. That will surely attract dodgy teachers. 2:03 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  13. APPARANTLY six out of seven dwarves aren't happy. 2:59 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  14. RT @Mandyque: @VizLetterBocks They say you can feed an African child for 3 days for 50p. I'm going shopping in Africa next week 11:45 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  15. RT @doctorcamel: So some fella has remembered and recited Pi to 67890 digits? Pah! I can recite every number from 1 to 10million. 6:53 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  16. THERE'S no pleasing my wife. She complains when I leave the toilet seat up, she complains when I leave it down and piss all over it. 1:45 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
  17. RADIO 5 just said that Wimbledon is just around the corner. All I found was a dog being sick under an abandoned Ford Escort. 1:44 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
  18. IF MR JAMESON or Mrs Houseman (my old head of year teachers) are reading this, I pissed in your staff room kettle. 1:43 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
  19. RT @willmarch: When dogs fowl the pavement wud it be to much to ask them to put a little flag in it so people can spot the offending turd? 1:37 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
  20. I see Andrew Lloyd Webber has cancer. I hope he doesn't make a song and dance about it. 10:05 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck