Vixoen
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I have a 54% chance of being eaten by my loved ones from @ That explains why they pinch me
about 16 hours ago
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@ A floor-length cape, of course! SWSHHHH SWSHHHHHH!
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to MadamePinkness
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@ If you make me a cape, I promise I will wear it all the time & make awesome SWWSSHHH noises when I fly around my house
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to MadamePinkness
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I would look fetching with a handlebar mustache. AND A CAPE!
about 17 hours ago
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Hilarious: "How a web design goes straight to hell"
about 17 hours ago
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about 17 hours ago
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Oooh la la, I've been 3 different lists today! Oh fuck, does that mean you people expect me to be 3 times funnier? Oh look a chicken!
about 18 hours ago
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An inch of snow in Texas means the entire city shuts down. Love it-I'm going home to watch Christmas movies.
about 19 hours ago
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IT'S SNOWING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! This is what it must feel like to live in a snowglobe. Weee shake me shake me shake me
about 20 hours ago
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Yech it's sleeting. Why am I at work when I should be enjoying coffee at home? HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY.
6:35 AM Dec 4th
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Home from work at 9. Entire house smells like something burned up. Internet out. Have to finish work for meeting tomorrow. FML.
7:09 PM Dec 3rd
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Boss told me at 5:45 that I need to work late tonight. Guess who kicked himself off my moonshine-for -Christmas list?
5:08 PM Dec 3rd
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Have a nasty headache. Feels like left and right sides of my brain are fighting each other. I'm losing.
5:07 PM Dec 3rd
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I want Spaghetti-Os. Some sex would be nice too.
2:13 PM Dec 3rd
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Yay, Sweetie Pie wants me to help her pick out a Christmas tree and decorations! Meanwhile I'm going to sit in the cart & point at crotches.
1:33 PM Dec 3rd
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Supposed to snow here in Texas tomorrow. Pigs fly next week.
11:19 AM Dec 3rd
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Managed to distract bosses from work for 10 min by starting a conversation about our favorite episodes of 'I Love Lucy.' Chocolate factory!
10:48 AM Dec 3rd
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My dogs stares at me when I pee. Suppose it's only fair, since I have to watch her pee too.
10:30 AM Dec 3rd
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I'm wearing Halloween socks today. Hopefully this does not offend my Christmas tree.
10:24 AM Dec 3rd
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One of the partners here has white hair, rosy cheeks, and a big tummy. Must resist urge to engage Santa in a tickle fight.
9:11 AM Dec 3rd
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- Name Vix
- Location Texas
- Web http://www.theove...
- Bio The Over-Educated Nympho: too smart and too horny for my own good
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