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Vixoen

  1. (253): He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy. (via @TFLN)
  2. @claddaughring I'm a huge advertising geek. My beautiful exposed brick stairwell is decorated with framed ads from 1920s-40s magazines.
  3. (612): That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved. (1-612): I will rub McFlurries all over you. (via @TFLN)
  4. @claddaughring one will be for graphic design & printed items (like wedding invites, logos) the other for vintage esp. old fashion mag ads.
  5. I'm opening up not one but two more shops on Etsy. Between those and my empire I think I can make a living. Keep your legs uncrossed for me!
  6. I'm trying to scale back my drinking. Meanwhile I've gone through more tea, cookies, and ice cream in a week than in the previous six months
  7. Friday morning is best with--wait for it--anal sex. #thingsBarneywouldsay
  8. Being an entrepreneur is lousy for horniness. The urgent need to make money to pay the mortgage trumps my normal tendency toward cock. Fuck.
  9. (215): A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts. (via @TFLN)
  10. Sometimes I miss being able to hit on guys. Then again the fun is in the strategizing, the witty banter, wondering if you'll pull it off.
  11. Thanks to my mother, I have champagne flutes from Poland and a gorgeous decanter. All it takes is crystal to go from wino to classy.
  12. (801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine. (via @TFLN)
  13. I'm eating ice cream for lunch. I love being a grown-up.
  14. We're at Chuck E Cheese celebrating our shared birthday early. There are so many *children.* Ewww.
  15. (615): Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls. (via @TFLN)