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Vitamin_DG

The truth isn't out there any more. It's in here. It got cold. about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck
@JestChill Indeed. I'd have to retreat to Narnia. about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to JestChill
@RobOCarrollSN3 Haha, nicely done :) about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to RobOCarrollSN3
And there it is, reality slapping me in the face. Like a dragon pummelling a unicorn. about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck
@LMcLellan1981 NEVER!!! about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to LMcLellan1981
@LMcLellan1981 It would have been funny whenever I read it :) about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to LMcLellan1981
@LMcLellan1981 Hahaha!!! It worked....and now I wish it hadn't ;p. That's great! about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to LMcLellan1981
@LMcLellan1981 GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! :-x about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to LMcLellan1981
@LMcLellan1981 Still not there Missy....it's like you're teasing me ;) about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to LMcLellan1981
@LMcLellan1981 Hey, it's not showing.... :s about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to LMcLellan1981
@NiceHandwriting Not yet...... ;) about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to NiceHandwriting
Freudian nip slip. about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck
Hello lady wearing a low-cut top. I see your breasts and raise you a penis. about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck
@sosayweall1 My pleasure mate, made me chuckle :) about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to sosayweall1
sosayweall1 So, come here often? Is apparently not a good conversation starter to use in an G,U, clinic. about 16 hours ago via web Retweeted by Vitamin_DG
I know God won't read that last tweet. He's too busy trying to exist. about 17 hours ago via TweetDeck
Dear God, please include a USB port in Brain v2.0. about 17 hours ago via TweetDeck
@jamierubicin Ha, I know...poor little thing doesn't know what he's got himself into. about 17 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to jamierubicin
I need to get some fireworks for my family reunion. Oh, and this dog.... bit.ly/Men0r0 about 17 hours ago via TweetDeck
@SiobhanBaillieu Yes indeedy :) about 17 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to SiobhanBaillieu

Name Dave G
Location Crouch End
Web http://vitamindg....
Bio Stand up, sit down, from behind, all over your face comedian. Drops occasional C bombs & doesn't bother picking them up.