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Vispir

How do you know when after fighting for something for 7 years, it's a lost cause? 5:33 AM May 29th via web
WomensHumor I kind of love that the "hot guy" from high school is now a construction worker who pays child support. 11:15 AM May 18th via HootSuite Retweeted by Vispir and 873 others
Just woke up and it's already one of those mornings....#facepalm 9:01 AM May 17th via Seesmic
FactUP A man's body odor turns a woman on. So after the gym get a jump on him before he hits the shower! 8:01 PM May 16th via HootSuite Retweeted by Vispir and 71 others
MensHumor If you drink enough, your brain starts photoshopping people. 10:01 AM May 16th via HootSuite Retweeted by Vispir and 2824 others
MensHumor If you can't afford #porn, just turn on women's tennis and shut your eyes. #xxx 12:08 AM May 16th via Tweetie for Mac Retweeted by Vispir and 1333 others
FactUP One inch (2.5cm) of rain is equal to 10 inches (25cm) of snow. #wtf 8:01 PM May 15th via HootSuite Retweeted by Vispir and 42 others
FactUP Over 40 million Americans have chronic bad breath. So chew some f*cking gum already. 6:30 PM May 15th via HootSuite Retweeted by Vispir and 56 others
Ch2KTUU North Dakota Passes Alaska to Become Nation's Second-Leading Oil Producer: schurz.co/kr27vx 8:03 AM May 15th via web Retweeted by Vispir and 3 others
Poor puppy. 7:29 AM May 15th via Seesmic
FactUP Heterosexual women are easily aroused when men with deeper voices whisper sweet nothings in their ears. 7:30 PM May 14th via HootSuite Retweeted by Vispir and 84 others
You know it's a lost cause when You really don't care he's cheating. /Facepalm 7:22 AM May 15th via Seesmic
deadmau5 well, diablo 3 gets released tomorrow... so yeah. seeya later. :D lol 3:07 PM May 13th via Facebook Retweeted by Vispir and 2439 others
HellYeahHumor I turned my phone on "AIRPLANE MODE" and threw it into the air. Worst transformer ever. 3:00 PM May 12th via HootSuite Retweeted by Vispir and 542 others
FactUP Texas is also the only state that is allowed to fly its state flag at the same height as the U.S. flag. #HowdyYall 8:01 PM May 12th via HootSuite Retweeted by Vispir and 206 others
MensHumor I'd like to give a big shout out to all the spiders not building their webs at face level. 8:00 AM May 12th via HootSuite Retweeted by Vispir and 4052 others
@MicahAdam freaking score! 7:52 PM May 11th via Seesmic in reply to MicahAdam
@MicahAdam can I get an A+ if I kick him in the knee too? 5:49 PM May 11th via Seesmic in reply to MicahAdam
@MicahAdam welp, I tried. 4:20 PM May 11th via Seesmic in reply to MicahAdam
FactUP Most alcoholic beverages contain all 13 minerals necessary to sustain human life. Drink to your health! 9:00 AM May 11th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by Vispir and 6192 others

Name Vispir
Location Texas and Alaska
Web http://www.modelm...
Bio I love the simple things in life. Who needs money? I am a mom, model, gamer girl, college educated, horse trainer, job driven, and my best friend is God.