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  1. Rehearsed holiday music last night at symphony. We will pass out insulin at the door to prevent diabetic comas from overly saccharine music. 6:32 AM Nov 3rd from web
  2. An unusually quiet Monday. Most of my tasks are finished and I'm just waiting for e-mails. Would anyone notice if I curled up for a nap? 10:59 AM Nov 2nd from web
  3. I definitely do not deserve the title of "Wisconsinite." 8:09 AM Nov 2nd from web
  4. Now, after having one glass of wine on Saturday, I still feel hungover on Monday. 8:09 AM Nov 2nd from web
  5. I remember when I could go out every night from Thursday to Sunday and still be awake for work on Monday. 8:08 AM Nov 2nd from web
  6. Crap... out of Riesling. 7:51 PM Oct 31st from web
  7. Has found there is little that can't be fixed with an assload of Riesling. 7:43 PM Oct 31st from web
  8. Babysat my adorable year-old nephew this morning. I can safely say that I will never want another baby. 6:14 PM Oct 31st from web
  9. I am so ready for liquor. Really. Like, a lot. Who on earth says time with family is good? I will find them and kill them. 5:43 PM Oct 31st from web
  10. @twinmomoftwinz So awesome! 6:20 PM Oct 29th from web in reply to twinmomoftwinz
  11. Deep, man. RT @robertmentzer I like a foggy morning because when you cannot see to the horizon the world seems more manageable. 6:08 AM Oct 27th from web
  12. Just altered college graduation robe for small child to use as part of his Halloween costume. My life has come full circie 10:17 PM Oct 26th from web
  13. @QueenOfShake After all that, I'd just mainline whatever I could get my hands on. Good grief! 6:31 PM Oct 26th from web in reply to QueenOfShake
  14. Convinced that #Facebook account has been hacked by either Satan or Microsoft.. nothing is working properly. V. frustrated. 3:45 PM Oct 26th from web
  15. Discovered source of smell was not, in fact, my shirt, but my office garbage. Very relieved. 8:08 AM Oct 26th from web
  16. In retrospect, I probably should have laundered my shirt before I wore it to work. 8:00 AM Oct 26th from web
  17. What is up with Facebook? It's been acting weird for two weeks now. It's running about as well as an Edsel. 10:43 AM Oct 25th from web
  18. Nature Boy just brought me a smoothie. He's pretty sweet sometimes. 7:24 PM Oct 24th from web
  19. And there it is and the 55 minute mark. Rock on! 6:52 PM Oct 24th from web
  20. Watching "The Proposal" and wondering when Ryan Reynolds is going to take off his shirt, because he has to. It's a law. 6:26 PM Oct 24th from web