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Vintage_1980

  1. @GamecockLaw_1L if I invent one... You got me on the paten? less than a minute ago via Twittelator from Catonsville, MD   in reply to GamecockLaw_1L
  2. I'd probably literally murder my wife if she ever made me a fruit salad for any reason. #RandomThoughtsWithYourBlackNegroFriendNicholas 3 minutes ago via Twittelator from Catonsville, MD  
  3. Always keep it on your keys... RT @GamecockLaw_1L Can't find my bottle opener...#panicmode 5 minutes ago via Twittelator from Catonsville, MD  
  4. RT @19TittyTitty19 #AfterWeFuck "U want some Juice"// Nigga! Wtf is juice??? I want some grape drink baby... **in my Chapelle voice...** 7 minutes ago via Twittelator from Catonsville, MD  
  5. Ah.... The sweet sweet science of Box Eating... Is there a book on it...? #RandomThoughtsWithYourBlackNegroFriendNicholas 8 minutes ago via Twittelator from Catonsville, MD  
  6. @maxamilli0n12 Drinking night? 11 minutes ago via Twittelator from Catonsville, MD   in reply to maxamilli0n12
  7. God bless the sweet old arabian man that invented the Thong... #RandomThoughtsWithYourBlackNegroFriendNicholas 12 minutes ago via Twittelator from Catonsville, MD  
  8. I need a new TT to go in on... #RandomThoughtsWithYourBlackNegroFriendNicholas 14 minutes ago via Twittelator from Catonsville, MD  
  9. There are many things in this world that can make chicken better&That's how tight waffles are#RandomThoughtsWithYourBlackNegroFriendNicholas 19 minutes ago via Twittelator from Catonsville, MD  
  10. Waffles makes everything better... No bullshit! #RandomThoughtsWithYourBlackNegroFriendNicholas 21 minutes ago via Twittelator from Catonsville, MD  
  11. I literally busted in my pants just now....! 😳 Oh Gad!RT @InDSTrucTAUble It's going down instagr.am/p/LZGuSGEMkx/ 25 minutes ago via Twittelator from Catonsville, MD  
  12. RT @maxamilli0n12 @Vintage_1980 wat u on tonight?// Workin chief... Smh. Why? What am I missing tonight... 26 minutes ago via Twittelator from Catonsville, MD  
  13. I had nooooo idea Tisha's rack was so heavy... They look about 30lbs each. #RandomThoughtsWithYourBlackNegroFriendNicholas 27 minutes ago via Twittelator from Catonsville, MD  
  14. Definitely wish I had a jay right now... But I'm still on the job hunt... #RandomThoughtsWithYourBlackNegroFriendNicholas 30 minutes ago via Twittelator from Catonsville, MD  
  15. @InDSTrucTAUble 😘 ☺ 34 minutes ago via Twittelator from Catonsville, MD   in reply to InDSTrucTAUble
  16. I carry an empty McDonalds cup... Cause you never know when your gonna need a refil. #RandomThoughtsWithYourBlackNegroFriendNicholas 36 minutes ago via Twittelator from Catonsville, MD  
  17. Who wants to vacation in Iran with me? I got a good deal on business class tickets. #RandomThoughtsWithYourBlackNegroFriendNicholas 38 minutes ago via Twittelator from Catonsville, MD  
  18. Time for... #RandomThoughtsWithYourBlackNegroFriendNicholas. 42 minutes ago via Twittelator from Catonsville, MD  
  19. Welp... I'm at work... Or something like it... Shrug... 44 minutes ago via Twittelator from Catonsville, MD  
  20. RT @flashydeb Shoutout to everyone that actually looks like their avi !!! Woot woot! about 8 hours ago via Twittelator from Maryland, US  
  • Name Barney Stinson
  • Location In My Happy Place!
  • Bio I ate everything on the menu. I actually brought a horse to a Bar. I own a personal jet pack. I am Legend... Wait for it! DARY!
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