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VinceHoliday

  1. The food court looks like the parks, except instead of checkers, the old men play 40k #origins about 22 hours ago via txt
  2. I think I'm picking up a Jersey accent 7:25 PM Jun 1st via txt
  3. 28 year old twins that still dress alike. Creepy #origins 7:18 PM Jun 1st via txt
  4. Severe lack of bros at #origins 6:59 PM Jun 1st via txt
  5. I better get laid cuz the swag is lacking #origins 6:23 PM Jun 1st via txt
  6. Either someone needs invisiline, or they are cosplaying a vampire from Blade 3 #origins 5:48 PM Jun 1st via txt
  7. Watch out columbus! I'll be live tweeting from #origins this weekend 3:24 PM Jun 1st via txt
  8. The music video for the Kidz Bop version of Can't Touch This should have a guy with a mustache driving an ice cream truck 9:55 AM Jun 1st via txt
  9. Are ninja farts silent, but deadly? 9:11 AM Jun 1st via txt
  10. Flava Flav - rock out with your clock out 5:17 AM Jun 1st via web
  11. @brueapilsner water polo? 5:16 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to brueapilsner
  12. Maybe if Chic-Fil-A was open on Sunday, they wouldn't have to take my order at 9:59 tonite. 7:07 PM May 31st via txt
  13. Thx everyone who came out to support and help me advance to round two of the funniest person in cincy 2:45 PM May 31st via txt
  14. I've watched comics phone it in, but this guy was on rotary. 7:23 AM May 31st via txt
  15. There's no dumb questions, just pretty people. 6:37 AM May 31st via txt
  16. The kidz bop versions of Adele are cracking me up. I'm pretending she's singing to a lost teddy bear. 12:43 PM May 30th via txt
  17. Was just told i should write someone's autobiography. Kinda takes the auto part out of it. 8:29 AM May 30th via txt
  18. I'm old enough to be your father if your mother was my high school teacher. #MissLedford 9:04 PM May 29th via web
  19. So I just witnessed Lawful Stupid 7:04 PM May 29th via txt
  20. Marie Antoinette was rolling on the floor laughing her head off 3:39 PM May 28th via txt