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VillySleepvally

  1. I just read teenage pregnancies statistically drop sharply when girls turn 20. I want to find out why, so I can do something as minister.
  2. If I have any bewonderers left (or right?), plis vote 4 me - I lost so much face today, Facebook has deleted my account...
  3. Had a day off yday, and went to the movies and saw "Iron Lady". Don't go - it's the worst sequel to "Iron Man" you can possibly imagine...
  4. I tell my EU kollegas we have some boevl with Vestas right now - but we can create a vind-vind situation if we just make more blowjobs...
  5. Helle just offered me a tour from and toeback in her paymentring - but I said no thanks, your husband will be so angry, I think...
  6. Saw Lars Løkke at COP15 - when he was banging his, øh...(note to self - look up what that thing is called, if I have to bang it one day...)
  7. Real work has begun at the PeoplesThing. I want to work with syrias issues - like, is the mud wrestling in Bingo Banko somehow fixed...?
  8. A little personal info about me - I like berries. My personal favorites are razz and straw. Thank you for your attention.
  9. 4 nue listeners on this channel, my naim is Villy, leader of SF, the green party. Well really, it's red. Also, a little bit blue, maybe.
  10. My work-giver Frau Schmidt looks a bit schlidt. It's an unfair løsning that voters want u 2 keep whale-promises, slap then off...
  11. Reporter said to me after the debate yday that I was under fire. "Under fire"! wtsøren, I'm nine and fifty years old, he must be blind...
  12. ...oh, and if you vant to rite back, just use my Villy. But remember the prick over the i...
  13. To all of my voters, I tank u from the heart of my bottom. Now I have to go meet other medisters, so I am out of here in a fart...
  14. @Jomichdk Like working at the ChristiansCastle. I sink the hole vørld vill now listen when I talk about Denmark. Thanks for voting for me!
  15. My name is - my name is - my name is..http://t.co/RBZ9sMLQ.
  16. Some1 in the Peoplething told me bout asone-hole over the Pøwels - I almost hit him for bein so fræk. I owe him a fumble-beer, I guess...
  17. I cølibated my nue position as outlandish-medister with a visit to a streep bar. The dansers were so hot their pøwels were melting.
  18. hellou - mi naim is Villy Sleepvalley, and I'm the nue Danish outlandish-minister. I dont like formalities, so feel free to use my Villy.