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VileofCircadian

  1. Oh my god. That's the second person I've made vomit today. What the fuck is my problem?
  2. Today, on my very first day on the job as a violin teacher, my first student ever assigned to me, under my tutalege, vomitted. God. Damnit.
  3. You ever get that feeling when your organs start vibrating because they're gonna quit on you? No? Oh. Um...hm.
  4. @BillyKumo we will never know.
  5. @BillyKumo Yep. Walked out of his building, axe kicked it, and then walked away like nothing happened.
  6. I was walking downtown and I saw a man kick a television into a tree.
  7. @proudlygeeky Yep. At around 3, her tone shifts into 'too apathetic to commit suicide, too wise to believe life's worth living.'
  8. @Sheeplovr @astonoha @ChrisGethard I better be smelling a future episode. My prom fucking SUCKED.
  9. @Andrew_K_Meyer you shouldn't have done that...
  10. I sound like I traded voice with a 40 year old woman with three kids and a drinking problem.
  11. @Andrew_K_Meyer Why thank you, sir! It took quite a while to make.
  12. @proudlygeeky @ChrisGethard I'd quite love to sometime. Mayhaps. Mayhaps.
  13. @proudlygeeky @SGAK @ChrisGethard @drujohnston Well, imagine the sea as a person. Then imagine it's poop, and how bad it would smell. That.
  14. @BillyKumo doesn't sound like a very reasonable request, but if it happens enough you have a prepared excuse, that's that then.
  15. @evilgenius9 The Gethard show last week was cardboard robot fight themed. It was fun. And, I'm claiming the copyright YESTERDAY.
  16. @SGAK @Jeanyenglish @andrew_k_meyer @chrisgethard I'm not so much allergic to water as I was successfully blinded by Bethany. Great aim.
  17. @proudlygeeky Gladly. This whole 'mysterious' thing has plagued me my whole life, and I aim to rectify this soon.
  18. @BryanHeg I'm a bit sad I didn't win, but if there's anyone I had to lose against i'm happy it was Bethany. She's ferocious.
  19. @SGAK @proudlygeeky @ChrisGethard @drujohnston It tasted like anchovies if you kept your nose closed. Nose open, it tasted like sea-feces.