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  1. Everyone who has a cleaner should read http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ant.... Not worthy, but, funny & profound.
  2. @davidschneider What do American students ejaculate to block the drains? Cookie dough?
  3. @indiaknight Oh do a shop. Please. Would be one-stop for all my present and self-gifting needs. FOrever. DO it! Pref before this xmas.
  4. @indiaknight @SamAtRedmag @VivGroskop Don't have enough years left in life to invest in set of characters only to say goodbye after 14 pgs.
  5. Zac on tax: "Tax has gone up under the Labour government, but services haven't improved." But only the little people pay tax...
  6. Zac Goldsmith is a non-dom. Extraordinary audacity to stand for election in a country where he doesn't even pay tax.
  7. @caitlinmoran I felt so cheated by the video. I wanted the WHOLE routine! There was more air & makeup than actual BOOTY.
  8. My column: if Katie Price was a country she'd be Dubai. http://bit.ly/5zOY1h
  9. Blimey new UKIP leader LordPearson is proper posh. Vowels like Brian Sewell. What will rotweiller racists make of him? Mind you, O.Mosley...
  10. OK, armchair feminists (like me) let's sort out porn culture & female body fascism, so #ff @ObjectUpdate THEY'RE ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING!
  11. @NomDeGuerre Yes... Sort of agree. Don't think ads chucking guys out of moving cars = progress. Or spreading body anxiety to men = equality.
  12. @icod That is how I'm doing Xmas this year. Like a young, single bloke. ie not even acknowledging it until Dec 20th earliest.
  13. Ooh I've cut up a chilli and not washed my hands. Eyes. Lips. Burning. BURNING!!
  14. @SamAtRedmag I'd like a pumpkin pie slice of yr glamorous life! Truc worst service evah & raw aubergines. But seems it's Hachette canteen?
  15. @SamAtRedmag Are you in America? Or the Embassy? Or is it special menu today at Le Truc Vert?
  16. @icod Some us aren't lazy slatterns waiting for delivery man - we battle in aisles for last sponge fingers.
  17. @VivGroskop @despinavass And actually I hate those "Men are all useless" ads too.
  18. Men fight back against feminist, er, fightback http://www.timesonline.co.u...
  19. @JessRuston (On ageing) You see Lemon, rich 50, is middle class 38.
  20. @JessRuston I watch every new episode twice at least, so I don't miss a single line.