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VictorVelocity

  1. @zachbraff Everytime you drop your phone with the app on, "Hero" by Enrique Iglesias plays while you attempt to pick it up #ScrubsApp
  2. Sorry for making you all insanely jealous of my life but right now I'm staring out the window listening to Wang Chung.
  3. @chriskernaghan @MrADJ Badda bing, badda boom.
  4. @MrADJ Gawd, I cannot wait. Words cannot describe how wrecked I will be.
  5. @MrADJ Cheers Andrew! Your MP is looking pretty damn sweet too. Love the spinning moneybox!
  6. Whenever I get into an argument with mum. I like to end it by shouting "You're not the boss of me!" then make a dramatic exit from the room.
  7. "The BOOMING sound of thunder" is suppose to be relaxing and soothing according to this sleep music app.
  8. Too many episodes of Scrubs make me shed man tears.
  9. @Lance_Thrust You've went from Photoshop Level 1 to Photoshop Level 0.3 with that picture. Congrat! I'm proud of you.
  10. @ainswy @james_w_ I already can ;(
  11. MP launching Tueeesddaay. Mofos. #imd twitter.com/VictorVelocity…
  12. "Like who breaks ovens?" - Me, asking a question I already know the answer to.
  13. OH. My sweet mother of Jesus Christ. Seems I've just broke the oven.
  14. @james_w_ Damn, mine was down for about 15 minutes not too long ago. So there could be some kind of a problem in the area.
  15. @james_w_ Guessing smashing your head off the router didn't work?
  16. Top tip: Internet down/ slow? Smash your fragile skull against the router. Worked for me!
  17. @ainswy Sillian Rail, Romalian Type or Comic Sans.