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VictorVelocity

@zachbraff Everytime you drop your phone with the app on, "Hero" by Enrique Iglesias plays while you attempt to pick it up #ScrubsApp about 9 hours ago via web
Sorry for making you all insanely jealous of my life but right now I'm staring out the window listening to Wang Chung. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
JakeToan Just another day in the Butt Parade twitter.com/JakeToan/statu… about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by VictorVelocity
@chriskernaghan @MrADJ Badda bing, badda boom. about 13 hours ago via web in reply to chriskernaghan
@MrADJ Gawd, I cannot wait. Words cannot describe how wrecked I will be. about 14 hours ago via web in reply to MrADJ
@MrADJ Cheers Andrew! Your MP is looking pretty damn sweet too. Love the spinning moneybox! about 14 hours ago via web in reply to MrADJ
Whenever I get into an argument with mum. I like to end it by shouting "You're not the boss of me!" then make a dramatic exit from the room. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
"The BOOMING sound of thunder" is suppose to be relaxing and soothing according to this sleep music app. 10:11 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
EireannDolan fuck 9:09 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by VictorVelocity and 5 others
Too many episodes of Scrubs make me shed man tears. 7:31 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
@Lance_Thrust You've went from Photoshop Level 1 to Photoshop Level 0.3 with that picture. Congrat! I'm proud of you. 5:37 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Lance_Thrust
@ainswy @james_w_ I already can ;( 4:29 PM May 19th via web in reply to ainswy
MP launching Tueeesddaay. Mofos. #imd twitter.com/VictorVelocity… 1:59 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
"Like who breaks ovens?" - Me, asking a question I already know the answer to. 11:42 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
OH. My sweet mother of Jesus Christ. Seems I've just broke the oven. 11:31 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
craigmc_dermott @AngryPatBateman @David_VanPatten We all know what kind of "bone" you prefer, Bateman. 5:58 PM May 17th via web in reply to AngryPatBateman Retweeted by VictorVelocity
@james_w_ Damn, mine was down for about 15 minutes not too long ago. So there could be some kind of a problem in the area. 4:44 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to james_w_
@james_w_ Guessing smashing your head off the router didn't work? 4:35 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to james_w_
Top tip: Internet down/ slow? Smash your fragile skull against the router. Worked for me! 4:27 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
@ainswy Sillian Rail, Romalian Type or Comic Sans. 1:13 PM May 16th via web in reply to ainswy