Viciously_Brody
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I'm sorry they party rocked. I wish they'd stop too.
about 16 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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The new version of, "Sex, drugs, and rock & roll" is, "Masturbation, pills, and dubstep".
about 21 hours ago
via Echofon
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Let's see if I can reach 1,000,000 followers by noon! (Spoiler: I won't)
8:07 AM May 28th
via Twitter for Android
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Be jelly.
8:42 PM May 27th
via Instagram
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Pretty fired up for "Amateurmetheus".
5:51 PM May 27th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Having a conversation with a doll isn't normal, but on Twitter it is. Twitter: Not even once. @
9:56 PM May 26th
via Twitter for Android
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@ I see you there. And what you did.
9:52 PM May 26th
via Twitter for Android
in reply to TheKillerChucky
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No @: Could i just get lucky enough to get a tweet from @ RT@: RT if you do a dance when you bowl a strike.
9:48 PM May 26th
via Twitter for Android
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@ I'm rich in laughter.....I'd rather have the money.
9:25 PM May 26th
via Twitter for Android
in reply to Nazhair
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I can make people do random Shit. "Here's the money, go get a job at Walgreens" why? Because I'm fucking rich and I said so.
9:23 PM May 26th
via Twitter for Android
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I wanna be so rich that I can pay rich people to act poor.
9:21 PM May 26th
via Twitter for Android
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Every time someone follows me, someone unfollows me. Like "Oh cool you here? Ok I'm gonna go."
7:52 PM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
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Sex change RT. @: You said you want a ______ Don't scared now!
9:33 AM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
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What the fuck is a 'Wiz Khalifa'?
7:14 AM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
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"I wanna deflate an air matrres with you" -White trash pick up line
7:05 AM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
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Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should quit standing outside your window every night hoping you see me?
7:00 AM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
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@ The Nightmare On Elm Street remake was terrific. .
4:47 AM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
in reply to ElmStreetWired
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You DO look fat in those pants.
4:07 AM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
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Being black is fun because I get to take it out of context and get upset when someone says 'You people'
4:01 AM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
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Eminems song Stan just tells me that all fans and rap artists talk to each other in rhyme for no apparent reason.
3:59 AM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
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- Name Brody Van Osten
- Location Kanye Westcoast
- Bio I'm the funny/smart/sexy/redundant/sexy one. Inventor of Sandwich cereal, and I have an I.Q. of really big.
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