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  1. @LadyCorvid Of course not. It merely chronicles my exhibitions and my exhibitionisms. Employment section is quite blank.
  2. @PeterClumpy I can't understand a damn work you are saying.
  3. @iamamro Many thanks dear fellow. It has quite gone to my head. I should be in the studio. Chiz chiz.
  4. Is it permissible to include Twitter under Employment on my CV? If so, it will be my first ever full-time occupation.
  5. Aaaarg! I seem to be losing control of Twitter - generally tweeting personal messages. I will never ever get up this early again.
  6. @henryejones I'm terribly sorry. Meant to call you 'dear boy'. 'Dear bot' seems unnecessarily over familiar.
  7. I'm terribly sorry. Meant to call you 'dear boy'. 'Dear bot' seems unnecessarily over familiar.
  8. @henryejones No dosh, dear bot, but I can offer a brace of ocelots and a large fox-frame umbrella.
  9. @LadyCorvid Lucifer usually pops round for morning coffee, but unfortunately has had to take up work at the crisp factory. Hard times!
  10. @LadyCorvid I put it all down to seeing the film Paranormal Activity. I am now afraid of every shadow.
  11. @LadyCorvid I seem to be going through one of my sporadic reptilian waking sleep phases.
  12. 'Avatar' - damn it. I'm now using the jargon with the rest of them and I'm yet to be convinced that it isn't some sort of parsley sauce.
  13. @robrbaker A man isn't properly dressed without a nicely turned out avatar.
  14. RT Tip top blog. @robrbaker: The marriage of Judy Garland in Chelsea 1969 and her death 3 months later. http://bit.ly/4CCshi
  15. @lordlikely It certainly does. A restless night, full of dreams of numbered doors, beckons. Goodnight, dear sir.
  16. Musafa = Mustafa
  17. Musafa has just confessed to me his 'unnatural crimes'. Does this mean he is a friend of Dorothy L Sayers?
  18. @MayLily Too, too, too kind.
  19. @lordlikely Sir, which date merits the molten Milky Bar?
  20. @LadyCorvid I'm very much afraid that Twitter is taking over my life dear lady.