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Happy Memorial Day weekend to everyone out there, especially those who have served or are serving in the military! 7:34 AM May 25th via Facebook
Ahh...the joys of retirement! How sweet it will be! Discounts Now that you are a retiree, think of all the... fb.me/1EBetwcQO 10:31 AM May 18th via Facebook
Happy Mother's Day! Breakfast In Bed Happy mother’s day mom, here is breakfast in bed. I know you like toast but... fb.me/F64HOVff 9:58 AM May 11th via Facebook
Is there a better day of the week than Friday? I think not. However, everyday is a great day to be FUNNY! fb.me/1O8XUsrVM 10:00 AM Apr 27th via Facebook
Mother's Day is coming up, so we thought...why not share this poem?!?! Good Karma When I was a baby, you... fb.me/1qVopecxc 1:02 PM Apr 20th via Facebook
You have to laugh at this one! Questions Does this dress make me look fat? How the hell does one answer that?... fb.me/1KRl3Oahb 9:53 AM Apr 6th via Facebook
With Easter coming up, I thought I would include a poem about the Easter Bunny. Enjoy! Easter Bunny It’s hard... fb.me/10UARNZ2S 11:15 AM Mar 30th via Facebook
Kids are funny! Hope you enjoy this poem about the first day of school, and maybe it will bring back some... fb.me/1vr33qEHZ 10:07 AM Mar 23rd via Facebook
Let’s Party One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, four! The room is spinning, I’m on the floor. I promise I... fb.me/1tTDqBet0 7:52 AM Mar 16th via Facebook
Feel free to submit your own funny poem on here (FB) or at veryfunnypoems.com/submit.html. fb.me/1lQuIlG30 7:51 AM Mar 16th via Facebook
Is it too early for a Spring Poem? Spring Time Springtime is here, let’s paint our toes. And put away our winter... fb.me/Fz63IrGC 9:26 AM Mar 9th via Facebook
A funny poem fitting for wedding season - which is quickly approaching. Lovely Bride What am I doing on the... fb.me/U5rGl8dC 10:04 AM Mar 2nd via Facebook
Do you have a funny poem of your own? Submit it to us! Let's see what you got! fb.me/1iufiMmqt 11:47 AM Feb 24th via Facebook
Happy Friday! Here's a funny one for all the adults out there: My Wife My love for you will keep me young. My... fb.me/1r6AlS3Nw 11:13 AM Feb 17th via Facebook
Who's to say you can't be both funny and romantic on Valentine's Day? 9:55 AM Feb 10th via Facebook
My favorite Roses Are Red Poem. Enjoy! Roses and Cats Roses are said to be red, violets are said to be blue. I... fb.me/1omehLfvY 9:18 AM Feb 3rd via Facebook
Valentine's Day is right around the corner. Check out a few of our funny Valentine's Day poems! fb.me/15PMVBsDM 12:47 PM Jan 20th via Facebook
Have a funny poem? Submit it to us for a chance to be the next Poem of the Month winner! fb.me/1bAUz8Y3Q 12:37 PM Jan 13th via Facebook
What's better than a fireplace to warm you up in the winter? Fireplace Toes I love to feel snowflakes on my... fb.me/LgzGLker 10:13 AM Jan 6th via Facebook
We will try to be even funnier in 2012 than we were in 2011 - that is my promise to you! veryfunnypoems.com. 11:08 AM Dec 30th, 2011 via Facebook

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